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Southern Baptists.

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It's proper and fit for wives to submit!  (limerick 20001020-01)
    Remember ex-President Carter?
    He used-to think Baptists were smarter,
    but now he decries
    what they say to wives
    implying that husbands are smarter.
    He listens to Rosalyn Carter
    who tells him that women are smarter
    but both misconstrue
    what Baptist wives do:
    They really ain't dumber; they're smarter.
    The last Southern Baptist convention
    said wives must submit to their husbands,
    but all of those wives
    already comply
    'cause what they submit are instructions.
© 2000 --Inspired by a 10-20-00 CNN report that Jimmy Carter severed his ties with the Southern Baptist Convention because it adopted resolutions opposing women as ministers and asserting that wives must "submit" to their husbands.  I don't know about Jimmy, but my wife has always submitted to me-- she submits instructions at the beginning of each day and especially on the weekends.

Texas Baptists reject Southern Baptists' demands for "wifely submission"
    The Baptists have made it their mission 
    to advocate wifely submission
    In Texas the wives 
    said, "Pistols or knives?"  
    to husbands who want such conditions.
    The husbands then went to their preachers 
    and told them that they were quite eager..
    to renounce such condition 
    of wifely submission 
    to keep them from pulling the trigger.
    In Texas the preachers were wise 
    and listened to those desperate guys.
    They said it's okay 
    for wives to have say 
    and husbands obey them with "ayes" 
© 1999  ---Inspired by CNN/Associated-Press report on 11-09-99.