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Sheen does his thing as star of "Left Wing" (limerick 20001008-01)
I'm activists' tool Martin Sheen.
Fans love me as star of "West Wing."
Pretending to teach,
their minds I will reach
with Left-Wing subliminal-ing.
And surely I owe no apology
for pushing my own ideology.
Defense I deride
so fans will decide
that missile-defense is a folly.
And with the right thoughts in their heads
their votes will make SDI dead,
and we'll trust our fate
to those who have faith
in nice words on paper instead.
© 2000 --Inspired by a 10-08-00 Fox News report about Martin Sheen participating in an anti-missile-defense rally by representatives of the Green Party, Greenpeace, et al,
The "wisdom" of Sheen as star of "West Wing" (limerick 20000928-01)
I'm Handgun Control's Martin Sheen,
and dolts who are fans of West Wing
perceive me to be
as smart as can be
'cause that's what I play on TV.
To generate anti-Bush zeal
for laws letting guns be concealed
I surely won't tell
that murder rates fell
with growth of permits to conceal.
How best could his name I besmirch?
I said he's for totin' in church,
and then with my guile
implied that he's wild--
it's some of my best-acting work!
© 2000 --Inspired by 09-28-00 Washington Post story about Martin Sheen's anti-Bush commercials for Handgun Control.