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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Martin Sheen
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Sheen does his thing as star of "Left Wing"
(limerick 20001008-01)
    I'm activists' tool Martin Sheen.
    Fans love me as star of "West Wing."
    Pretending to teach,
    their minds I will reach
    with Left-Wing subliminal-ing.
    And surely I owe no apology
    for pushing my own ideology.
    Defense I deride
    so fans will decide
    that missile-defense is a folly.

    And with the right thoughts in their heads
    their votes will make SDI dead,
    and we'll trust our fate
    to those who have faith
    in nice words on paper instead.
© 2000
--Inspired by a 10-08-00 Fox News report about Martin Sheen participating in an anti-missile-defense rally by representatives of the Green Party, Greenpeace, et al

The "wisdom" of Sheen as star of "West Wing" (limerick 20000928-01)
    I'm Handgun Control's Martin Sheen,
    and dolts who are fans of West Wing
    perceive me to be
    as smart as can be
    'cause that's what I play on TV.
    To generate anti-Bush zeal
    for laws letting guns be concealed
    I surely won't tell
    that murder rates fell
    with growth of permits to conceal.

    How best could his name I besmirch?
    I said he's for totin' in church,
    and then with my guile
    implied that he's wild--
    it's some of my best-acting work!
© 2000 --Inspired by 09-28-00 Washington Post story about Martin Sheen's anti-Bush commercials for Handgun Control.





























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