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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Rosie O'Donnell.
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Genome-Mapping Leads to 
Genetically-Improved Celebrity-Activists ( limerick 20000627-01)
    An anti-gun theme Rosie touts 
    except for her guard when she's out.
    The gene should come out 
    that teaches her how 
    to talk from both sides of her mouth.
(more to come as more types of gene therapies become available)  
© 2000

Rosie O'Donnell shoots from the HipOcracy* (limerick 20000525-01) (inspiration**)
    'Though Rosie O'Donnell demands
    that all private handguns be banned ... .
    Despite all her words,
    she wants to have hers
    nearby in her bodyguard's hand.  
© 2000
*HipOcracy is a term I coined to describe a currently "hip" form of hypocrisy by those with influence in the MediOcracy, which is a term I coined to describe our CelebOcracy, another term I coined to define a society controlled by the power of celebrity-- i.e., it's the same as a plutocracy, except that the source of power is celebrity rather than wealth (or accomplishments), and it's         similar to  EmotOcracy, (ee-mow-toc-ruh-see) another term I coined to define a society governed by emotions rather than sober reasoning.  Jim Wrenn, editor at polisat.com. © 2000
**Limerick inspired by 05-25-00 article in the Stamford Advocate about Rosie's bodyguard's application for a permit to carry a concealed weapon just a few days after Rosie's speech to the so-called "Million Mom March" demonizing people who object to restrictions on their rights to own and bear firearms for self-protection.