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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Nukes.
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Some sly lion-beardin' by Vik Chernomyrdin (limerick 20001016-01)
    We now know that Vik Chernomyrdin
    saw Gore as a lion for beardin'.
    It seems he was right
    that Gore wouldn't bite
    Iran-helping hands we were fearin'
© 2000 --Inspired by 10-16-00 Washington Times on-line story for 10-17-00 stating that "Vice President Al Gore, at the urging of Russian Prime Minister Viktor Chernomyrdin, agreed to keep secret from Congress details of Russia's nuclear cooperation with Iran beginning in late 1995."

Hard-drives found at Los Alamos ( limericks) (du20000616-02)
    Bill Richardson said with relief, 
    the hard-drives are not with a thief.
    He says they were found 
    still-on secure ground, 
    and maybe that is his belief.
    But PoliSat has a good source 
    as good as the mouth of the horse.
    We know they were found 
    on far-away ground:  .
    --in toilets for tenants of Gore !  
© 2000  --Inspired by:  Fox News report on 06-16-00;  See also WashPost/AP report on 06-16-00.

Bridging the Digital Divide, Part II  (limerick 20000615-01) (Part I, here.)
    Both Clinton and Gore take great pride 
    in closing the digital divide
    We know Foggy Bottom  
    has helped the downtrodden 
    by leaving their doors open wide.
    But who has helped close it the most?  
    Those kind folks at Los Alamos!
    They say to their guests, 
    "Please sample our best-- 
    we hope you won't turn us to toast." 
© 2000

Los Alamos hard-drives-- Where did they go?  (limerick 20000613-01)
    Los Alamos hard-drives are key 
    to stopping a Nuke-'Em-High spree.
    So back in late April, 
    a Richardson cable 
    said keep 'em as safe as can be !
    And what did they see as the danger?  
    A fire set by fed'ral park rangers.
    'Cause ev'ryone knows 
    how strong the wind blows 
    except of course fed'ral park rangers.
    And this gave the scientists jitters 
    'cause rangers just care about critters
    So scientists hired  
    an expert on fire, 
    but sadly he was the low bidder.
    To save things from fire on the way, 
    it's best to just move them away.
    The next best protection 
    is water convection 
    for things that are not moved away.
    And so the low-bidder proposed  
    to use not just one way but both
    For safety through distance 
    and water resistance, 
    he code-named his plan "flush-and-go."
    He stationed a worker beside  
    the room with the hard-drives inside
    His recommendation 
    required simulation 
    to be sure the drives would survive.
    But on that poor worker's first day, 
    he heard the words "Fire's on the way!"
    He thought it was real 
    and not just a drill, 
    and so he just flushed them away.
    They searched for them thirty-some days 
    'til driven away by a blaze
    Then there were leaks 
    that prospects were bleak 
    and searchers were panicked and dazed.
    But miracles happen each day, 
    and now all the hard-drives are safe,
    It's hard to believe, 
    but they were retrieved 
    from toilets at Al Gore Estates. 
© 2000

Dubya's Nuke-Killer Bazookas. (a limerick 20000527-01)
    We like Dubya's verbal bazookas 
    promoting defense with great hoopla,
    But like some on farms 
    describing "The Bomb," 
    he seems to prefer to say noo-keh-ler.
    And 'though Gore has said things much goofier, 
    I wish Bush would learn to say nuclear,
    but he ain't alone 
    'cause media drones 
    can sometimes be heard to say noo-keh-ler.  





























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