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Asteroids.01.02. Ozone.01.
Does Man play a role that
widens the hole
in ozone above the south pole? (a limerick 20000910-01)
In space NASA's mission is science.
On ozone, it's P-C compliance !
It's blame for the hole
above the South Pole
is politics posing as science.
It says that the south-polar hole
is bigger than "ever" before,
but there's no debating
they mean since the eighties,
and what went before is unknown !
On Freon-use one thing is clear:
'twas in the north half of our sphere
where most was released,
so how it could feast
on south-polar ozone ain't clear !
And why should this make us so dreary?
Because on this tenuous theory
they've made us spend billions
on costly refrigerants,
and still the hole increases
yearly.
Too many don't know or don't care
that C-F-C's weigh more than air
and 'though in a lab,
it's ozone they grab,
they don't rise to Earth's upper air.
And while countless billions we waste
to fight bogus threats to our fate,
we blithely ignore
a risk that's in store
that could end the whole human race.
'Twas less than a cent'ry ago
an asteroid dealt quite a blow.
That cosmic rebuke
like thousands of nukes
laid waste to much land in one blow.
We're lucky it hit in Siberia
'cause if it was 12 hours earlier
it had enough force
to flatten New York
and make it a desolate area.
And now most astronomers know
the risks of another big blow
are not as remote
as thought long ago,
but yet our reaction is slow.
Since ozone became folderol
we've had several cosmic close-calls:
Two several years ago,
one several weeks ago,
that measured one-third mile across !
We need a Manhattan-style project
to make high-tech weapons and rockets
to find and destroy
the next asteroid
or else we'll have no way to stop it.
© 2000 --Inspired by a 09-09-00
news report about a recent statement by NASA implying that recent increases
in the size of the ozone-hole over the south pole is the result of man-made
CFC's, which were most widely used in the northern hemisphere until the
late-eighties/early-nineties. However, with token deference to science,
that same report casually mentions that "The monster hole may have been
caused by a change in high-level air currents over Antarctica, which swirl
around the Pole like a whirlpool, trapping air and allowing the hole to
form." In the meantime, while we waste billions on
highly-expensive (and highly corrosive) replacements for Freon, we blithely
ignore a very real
risk of planetary catastrophe that cannot be prevented unless we allocate
massive resources to develop reliable methods for early-detection of large
objects headed toward earth and for reliable means to alter their paths and/or
destroy them.