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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Chris Matthews
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Hardball-- Runs, Hits & Errors (a limerick) (20000418-01)
    At
PoliSat.Com our delight 
    is
Hardball to watch ev'ry night
    Although Chris is
Left,  
    he isn't
bereft  
    of courage to sometimes be right.
    Although it's quite clear that he's smart, 
    too often he thinks with his heart.
    The proof of the pudding 
    for him is do-gooding 
    with government playing the part.
    'Though mostly he goes right along 
    with do-gooders' plans for the throngs
    Once in a while 
    with candor and style 
    he's willing to say "I was wrong." 
© 2000

A Noble Guy with a Common-Sense Blind Spot (du 2000-02-09)
    Chris Matthews is like John McCain-- 
    a visceral thinker with brains.
    They both want to be ... 
    so noble, you see, 
    they sometimes can be quite a pain.
    But one thing we've known all along:  
    they sometimes admit they've been wrong,
    and that gives us hope 
    that tugs on their ropes 
    can teach them to sing a new song.

    We know that they both value freedom 
    and dislike political fiefdoms.
    That's why it's bizarre 
    that both of them are ... 
    for limiting campaigning freedom
    They should know campaigners ain't "free" 
    as government regulatees
    They prob'ly won't learn 
    until they discern 
    expression has ceased to be free.
 
© 2000

Chris, you know better ! (du 1999-12-01)
    Chris Matthews is not a "know-nothing," 
    so why is he huffing and puffing
    That tax cuts "give" more 
    to rich than to poor --
    he knows cuts in nothing "give" nothing 
© 1999.