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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Rick Lazio.
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Soft-headed fools want soft-money rules.  (limerick 20000926-01)
    Now Ricky and Hill'ry agree
    to not have a soft-spending spree
    "It's great" says McCain
    and Feingold, "The same,"
    and ask all the PAC's to accede.
    How dumb in the land of the free
    to only have candidates speak
    as if those in PAC's
    should not speak the facts
    or go on their own spending spree.
© 2000

You Can't Hide Those Lying Eyes (limerick 20000913-02)
    A program about anthropology
    (I think "TLC" or "Discovery")
    showed how people's eyes
    behave when they lie:
    Glance-down to contrive, then recover.
    And what do they do with their eyes
    when truth they are trying to find?
    They look t'ward the sky
    or only one side,
    then answer with straight-ahead eyes.
    By watching the Hill/Rick debate
    just held in the big Empire State
    't'was Hill'ry who'd frown
    and often glance down,
    and then her response she would state.
© 2000  --Inspired by observation of the 09-13-00 debate between Rick Lazio and Hillary Clinton.

Campaign "reform" -- Don't make it the norm (limerick 20000913-01)
    I tire of folks tooting the horn
    for campaigning-finance "reform"
    An overnight bonus
    to one who's a donor
    does not show a need for "reform."
    If someone who's made a donation
    can't visit the boss of the nation,
    such ruling would preach: 
    "Give up your free speech"
    to stay with the boss of the nation.
    Although I will surely agree,
    abuses abound to be seen,
    but fixing such woes
    would surely impose
    a cure that is worse than disease.
© 2000  --Inspired by my anger at the continual proposals for unconstitutional campaign-finance "reform" to "ban soft money" and my anger at the gamesmanship exhibited by both Rick Lazio and Hillary Clinton about their respective positions on the "evil" of "soft money."

Will Majordomos Demonize Lazio? (a limerick) (du20000521-01)
    Who was it on all Sunday shows?  
    Of course it was Rick Lazio.
    Those in the know 
    have picked Lazio, 
    who now needs to raise tons of dough.
    The experts say he'll have the dough, 
    so his name by all will be known
    And then the nice guy 
    will be demonized 
    by Hillary's majordomos.  
© 2000

Here comes Lazio ( limerick) (du20000520-01)
    Of Lazio we know quite little 
    except that he's been second-fiddle,
    but in the big game, 
    the starter went lame, 
    so second-string must show his metal. 
© 2000