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Lawyers.
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Can sharks save great apes? (a limerick) (du20000705-01)
    An old way some lawyers got clients?  
    On rescue-squads they were reliant.
    But now what some do 
    is go to the zoo 
    and sign-up some primates as clients. 
© 2000
---Inspired by 07-05-00 Fox News story implying that Steve Ann Chambers, a Seattle attorney and President of the Animal Legal Defense Fund (ALDF) has filed, or intends to file, legal proceedings to declare that great apes and other primates are legally entitled to "personhood."

Let Me Into the Gold Rush (tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game)(du20000327-01)
(Re: multi-million-dollars punitive-damages award against "Big Tobacco"-- FoxNews 03-27-00)
    Let me into the Gold Rush, I can claim victimhood
    I shouldn't have to use common sense, just give me all those dollars and cents
    So it's sue, sue, sue Big Tobacco, if I don't win it's a shame
    And just give those big-bucks to me, I accept no blame. 
© 2000