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The King nearly died on Larry King Live (limerick 20001102-01)
Frank Luntz, where are you when we need you?
Last night Larry King gave us his views.
He sputtered his words
and prob'ly made turds
when Ross endorsed Bush on the King shew**
If King had been wired to your meter
when Ross described Bush as a leader
the lines on your chart
would show Larry's heart
quite nearly became a non-beater.
King's panic was clear the whole time,
but when was the funniest time?
The end of the show,
when King asked Perot:
"You think that you might change your mind?"
**Fellow Boomers will remember that "shew" was Ed Sullivan's pronunciation of "show."
© 2000 --Inspired by my observation of King's obvious panic (on Larry King Live on 11-02-00) when-- contrary to everyone's expectations and the implications of CNN's promos that Perot would make an important presidential "endorsement" on Larry King Live-- Perot endorsed Bush and castigated Gore rather than vice-versa.