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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Rudy Giuliani.
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A new mindless tactic by PeTA fanatics (limerick 20000826-01)
    PeTA proclaims that the answer
    why Rudy has "Got Prostate Cancer"
    is those of his ilk
    were wrong to drink milk
    'cause PeTA thinks soy is the answer.
    The PeTA crowd long has been sinking
    to acts of bad taste without blinking.
    With tactics so crude
    they simply have proved
    the cancer is in their own thinking.
© 2000 --Inspired by PeTA's posting of anti-dairy-industry billboards featuring a picture of Rudy Giuliani with a "milk" moustache and the caption "Got Prostate Cancer?" as part of PeTA's fanatical, bogus campaign against the dairy industry's "Got Milk" advertising campaign as a contributor to prostate cancer.

Rudy has Class ( limerick) (du20000519-02)
    In telling us why he must pass, 
    Giuliani has shown us real class
    We wish him well 
    in fixing his health, 
    and hope he recovers quite fast 
© 2000

A vast left-wing conspiracy?  (a limerick)(du20000513-01)
    We should not condone infidelity 
    in fam'lies with children especially.
    A wife being kooky 
    can't justify Rudy 
    engaging in such infidelity.
    But also one cannot ignore 
    her kooky behavior galore.
    Like statements she made 
    at Cardinal John's wake 
    right at the cathedral's front door.
    And who's the producer who signed-her 
    to speak "Monologues" of "Vagina"?
    It's said by reporters 
    that Hill'ry's supporters 
    decided the star should be Donna.
    And so we can't help but suspect 
    that Hill'ry, whose home is a wreck,
    Used her campaign 
    to give Donna fame, 
    then hang her around Rudy's neck.
    Is this a conspiracy thing?  
    Does it have truth in its ring?
    It's surely no worse than Hill'ry's own words:  
    "Conspiracy by the Right Wing" 
© 2000