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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Father's Day.
(For rhymes about other topics, go to Index to PoliSat Rhymes)

Happy Father's Day, Dad ! ( limericks) (du20000618-01)
    On Father's Day I am so glad 
    to have time to be with my Dad.
    His goal in life: 
    take care of his wife, 
    his daughter and knucklehead lad.
    I'm proud to have sons of my own, 
    and both into good men have grown.
    And my selfless Dad 
    has helped my two lads 
    when I came up short on my own.
    And so there are no words to say 
    enough to my Dad on this day
    to fully express 
    my love and respect 
    and honor his unselfish ways. 
© 2000

Elian's Father's Day Card to Castro 
plagiarizes Hitler-Youth Card to Fuehrer .(du20000617-01)
Some things are so self-evidently absurd that neither satire nor parody is needed illustrate such absurdity.  Thus, Elian's Father's Day Card to Castro speaks for itself:
"On this Father's Day, we want to send an affectionate greeting, and a well-deserved kiss, to all of you, especially to one father whom we love dearly for his unrivaled teachings and his infinite love for us, our
Commander-in-Chief... "
--This quotation is from Reuters/Excite report on 06-17-00 by Andrew Cawthorne.