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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Jeb Bush.
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Who reconnoiters those campaign supporters?  (limerick 20000929-01)
    All candidates want to be pleasers
    to all senior-citizen geezers.
    They often don't peep
    'til after they leap
    in bed with beguilers of geezers.
    A Journal on human Longevity
    proclaims ways to lengthen life's brevity
    and raises the hope
    of those who are old
    with products to give them longevity.
    'Though some natural products are good,
    they often claim more than they should.
    Too many profess
    results without tests
    and don't tell the bad with the good.
    When Jeb Bush, the Gov'nor of Florida,
    agreed that he'd author an article
    on medical care
    and natural care,
    he first should have checked-out the oracle.
    Longevity's publisher's record
    could best be described as quite checkered.
    So Jeb should have said
    "I won't get in bed
    with someone with such a bad record."
    However, Jeb Bush ain't alone--
    Just go to Longevity's home,
    and check the archives
    for how many times
    it's featured a person well-known.
© 2000 --Inspired by Michael Isikoff's 09-29-00 article indicating that Jeb Bush authorized an article with his byline on traditional and natural health care to be published in the Journal of Longevity magazine, whose publisher/owner has served time in federal prison for perjury and mail fraud, and who subsequently made sizeable contributions to gubernatorial campaigns for both Jeb and Dubya Bush.  The home-page of the Journal of Longevity is: http://www.journaloflongevity.com/JOLWeb/journal.html, which appears to be a publication of Gero Vita International at http://www.gvi.com/gviweb/iaam/.  In checking the on-line version of the Journal of Longevity, I was unable to find the article by Bush to which Isikoff's article refers.  Journal of Longevity issues often include articles by or about older celebrities who remain in good health and/or have overcome debilitating ailments, such as Janet Leigh (August, 2000); Lee Meriwether (April, 2000); Gary Collins and Mary Ann Mobley (February, 2000); Dawn Wells (December, 1999); June Wilkinson (October, 1999); Red Buttons (June, 1999); James Coburn (January, 1999); Barbara Eden (November, 1998); and John Glenn (September, 1998);