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Big Beer.
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Don't tax me; Don't tax thee; 
Tax those folks on drinking sprees (a limerick)(du20000504-01)
(Inspired by CDC claim that raising beer-tax would reduce spread of sexually-transmitted disease)
    Since we've destroyed Big Tobacco, 
    Big Beer is now next to be whackoed
    Too many guys 
    spread too many thighs 
    when taxes on beer are just so-so.
    If guys couldn't get their gals drunk, 
    their sex-lives would be like a monk's.
    So what's the "Rx" 
    for stopping drunk sex?  
    It's taxes, but who would have thunk?
    Thank goodness for such expertise, 
    and who is the source?  CDC !
    Their subjects were bores 
    who only could score 
    with gals who were too drunk to see.
    But will higher taxes reduce 
    the use of six-packs to seduce?
    Probably not 
    'cause prices will drop 
    or guys will find gals who are loose. 
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