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Reno Seizes Bill Gates in Pre-Dawn Raid; Robert Ray goes into hiding.(du20000425-01)
Modeling her success in seizing Elian, Janet Reno's Armored Cavalry Division of the Justice Department seized Bill Gates in a lightning-fast, pre-dawn raid this morning.  Although Gates was seen being dragged kicking and screaming into a fuel-efficient but well-armored Justice Department mini-van (captioned "Reno One") during pre-dawn hours this morning,  pictures surfaced several hours later showing him happily playing a new video-game, "Chop-Up Microsoft" on a Justice Department laptop.  In a related story, Independent Counsel Robert Ray has gone into hiding. © 2000 

 The Ballad of Bill Gates (in the wake of findings in anti-trust case on 11-05-99--click here).
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