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The Ghoul, The Bad and The Smugly sing:  Iraq's Chirac
(a song parody to the tune of "Sh'boom, Sh'boom")·
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Feb. 18, 2003:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/Commentary Daily Update #01··™©·2003···
It's Shroeder, Saddam & Chirac talking ugly...
... to East Europeans supporting us snugly.·
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When East Europeans supported us snugly,
Chirac spoke to them in a tone that was ugly,
and then joined Saddam
and Shroeder in song,
who secretly sing as The Ghoul, Bad & Smugly.

However, as singers, they're not without peer.
In fact, if you heard 'em you prob'ly would jeer.
For those who don't fear
the harm to their ears,
we've captured their singing in secret right here*.


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Inspired by reports of Chirac's shrill, condescending rudeness to the Eastern European countries who expressed strong support for the U.S. position on Iraq.  Through highly reliable sources, PoliSat.Com managed to covertly acquire a copy of one of the secret recording sessions of Shroeder, Hussein and Chirac practicing their singing as "The Ghoul, the Bad and the Smugly."  Due to the highly experimental nature of these electronic intercepts by PoliSat.Com, the quality of the audio leaves much to be desired, but we're working on high-tech ways to improve it. To listen to this electronically intercepted audio, go here.  --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
Direct link for this Update: ·polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030218-01·™©2003..
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To hear PoliSat.Com's electronic intercept of "Iraq's Chirac" (sung by The Ghoul, The Bad and the Smugly), click one:  [WAV]  [MP3(fastest)]  [AIF]. Color-key (for lyrics below):  Hussein, Chirac, Shroeder, Chirac&Shroeder, All.

Oh, Bush is such a pain (Chirac)
Chirac, I'm needing your protection once again. (Iraq)
If I could have more time for working on my bomb
Life would be a dream, Chirac.
Saddam, my bosom friend, I'm standing here with you again.

But Rumsfeld say's you're old
We're old, but we have joined the Germans in the fold, (Chirac)
Ve're old but yet ve're certain your solution iss da best
We prefer Saddam's Iraq

I'm glad to have the two of you
standing by my side (sieg-oui & seig-oui & heil)
If you do what you say you'll do
weapons I surely can hide.

'Cause time is what I need (Chirac)
Chirac & Shroeder on my side are all I need
As long as you remember oil is what we need,
we'll stay by your side, Iraq.

Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da, Chirac.

Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Iraq's Chirac, Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da, Chirac.




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To play the 1954 hit song, "Sh'Boom," of which "Iraq's Chirac" is a parody, go here (or go here and click "Sh'Boom" by the Crew Cuts)  Back to introduction of "Iraq's Chirac."