Obarter (2008).

 

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By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
April 4, 2009--

            Rejecting McCain, an "old farter," to guide us across troubled waters, the voters did choose Barack 'cause they viewed a change off'ring hope would be smarter.   With allies, Barack would be smarter-- Not bossy, but more like a partner, and thus never push the doctrine of Bush:   inordinate fearing of martyrs.

            Perceiving it wiser and smarter to strongly debate and to barter with those who eschew our Westernized views, as POTUS, Barack is Obarter.   What's meant by "Obarter"?  You're reckonin' the meaning to which it is beckonin' pertains to bazaars-- In error you are: It means "Jimmy Carter on melanin.

            The cause isn't melanin tan worn, and likewise, the cause wasn't airborne. The CDC claims the agent of change transitioned from peanuts to ACORNS.   

            I finally close with a note in case as you read what I wrote you deemed the word usage and syntax effusive and think that good English I smote.  Perhaps you've detected these lines are written in rhythm and rhyme-- If so, cursor-down, 'cause there will be found these verses in stanzas and lines.

Rejecting McCain, an "old farter,"
to guide us across troubled waters,
the voters did choose
Barack 'cause they viewed
a change off'ring hope would be smarter.

With allies, Barack would be smarter--
Not bossy, but more like a partner,
and thus never push
the doctrine of Bush:  
inordinate fearing of martyrs.

Perceiving it wiser and smarter
to strongly debate and to barter
with those who eschew
our Westernized views,
as POTUS, Barack is Obarter.

What's meant by "Obarter"?  You're reckonin'
the meaning to which it is beckonin'
pertains to bazaars--
In error you are:
It means "Jimmy Carter on melanin."

The cause isn't melanin tan worn,
and likewise, the cause wasn't airborne.
The CDC claims
the agent of change
transitioned from peanuts to ACORNS.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

Permanent links to this installment: 

http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2009/du20y09m04d04-01.htm 

OR

http://PoliSat.Com/Obarter.htm.

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