|Above is the GAIA HAT video in YouTube's format. The best quality embeddable version is in the original wmv format at http://PoliSat.Com/GAIA_HAT-HQL.htm.|
|The best quality embeddable version is in the original wmv format at http://PoliSat.Com/GAIA_HAT-HQL.htm.|
Perhaps the most brilliantly stunning part of the video is the segment capturing The Gorbels Cube eclipsing the sun. Said Gore, "Designing, building and launching into orbit The Gorbels Cube while maintaining total secrecy until it became operational was a challenge not unlike it would have been if the United States were to have kept the Apollo Moon Program totally secret until after Armstrong set foot on the moon. That we did it, however, is testament to how much we've remained true to the collectivist wisdom exemplified when The Party kept Yuri Gagarin's historic mission completely secret until it became operationally successful.
The video also captures the rapture of the Creative Geniuses among us who witnessed the first eclipse of the sun by The Gorbel Cube. Watching the eclipse gave them goose-bumps and caused them to momentarily break into goose-steps, but they quickly recovered and resumed their positions in the Gorbel Salute. Robert Redford, whose Sundance Ski Resort already plays a vital role in cooling Mother Earth (skiers know that snow-covered slopes reflect sunlight and heat) by marketing ski chalets socially-responsible ways to get Carbon-Offset Credits from the Gore Foundation. Perhaps the most excited person was Cheryl Crow, who, after witnessing the awesomeness and coolness of the eclipse asked, "Will this be so effective in cooling Mother Earth that I will no longer need to follow my "1SPSTSME" regimen?" Hearing that, Rosie O'Donnell asked Michael Moore, "What's a '1SPSTSME regimen'?" Moore said, I've never been able to follow that regimen because I'm so much larger than Cheryl, so the best I can do is follow a 1000SPSTSME regimen." Rosie said, "But you still haven't told me what "1SPSTSME' stands for." It was then that Leonardo DiCaprio, to save Michael Moore embarrassment, whispered to Rosie that it means "One Sheet Per S__t To Save Mother Earth,."
Perhaps the most encouraging part of the video was the finale which revealed how much GAIA HOME's pioneering science has become accepted by so many of Mother Earth's now-fomer prodigal sons and daughters. See image to the right; also, scroll-down further (or click here) for a larger view. This includes such luminaries as Al Sharpton, Joe Lieberman, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton and even Newt Gingrich. Others unable to attend this event and who had sent their sincere regrets over being unavailable include The Governator as well as Right-Wing Evangesist Pat Robertson, who is Sharpton's "team mate" in new "Global Warming Will Kill Us All If We Don't Stop Getting Mother Earth Too Hot NOW" commercials funded by Chairman Gore's beneficent generosity and philanthropy.
The ending of the video bodes well for the future of The Collective. It's powerful message gives us the audacity to hope that in the near future, all skeptics will have become assimilated into what Chairman Gore tells us is now a First Principle in Twenty-First Century Orthodoxy. In the interim, however, Chairman Gore is developing a second Gorbels Cube soon to be placed into orbit. This new Cube will be much larger and will not only double the number (and effects) of eclipses of the sun but will also house those anti-social "deniers" of the Truth of GAIA HOME's theory, known by the acronym "WHAM-BAM METHANE," which stands for "Woman-Hating, Anti-Misanthropic Bullies And Misogynistic Men Are Making Mother Earth Too Hot And Naked Environmentally."
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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