February 25, 2007--
Al Gore Arrives at Academy Awards in GoreMobile Limo; Awaits Oscar Despite "Da Gorgle Code" Exposure of "An Inconvenient Truth" and "Stink" Surrounding the "Al Gore Mobile."·
Al Gore, upon arriving at the Academy Awards in his Nobel-Prize-Winning "Al Gore Mobile Limo" (also known as the GoreMobile Limo), smiled jauntily as the color green (or something with a greenish color) covered the red carpet behind him as he strode into the theatre for the 2007 Academy Awards. Billions of people on this tiny planet among billions of planets in billions of galaxies throughout the universe share his anticipation in awaiting his receipt of the Oscar for his documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth," which reveals "Da Gorgle Code" exposing Bush's rape of Mother Earth using a top-secret heat-energy weapon (Nano-Algorithmic Technology Universally Readjusting Environments-- code named, "NATURE"). As he strode into the theatre, he dismissed as "false" the recent rumors of a stink surrounding his use of the GoreMobile Limo. Gore said, "I always make a carbon deposit whenever I travel in the GoreMobile. Indeed, those who doubt it can watch the video of my inaugural trip in the GoreMobile."
Gore has thus given new hope to Mother Earth by unveiling his latest, greatest invention, the "GoreMobile," to end Global Warming by making all existing motor vehicles obsolete. The technical insight for his revolutionary design of the GoreMoble came to him as a result of his deciphering The Da Gorgle Code. The awe-inspiring story of how did all this is dramatically depicted in his latest scientific-documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth."
Rumors are swirling in capitals around the world that the Nobel Prize Committee is considering consolidating all categories of prizes into a single prize, "Savior of Mother Earth," to be given to Gore. All the world's top scientists agreed that no one could have envisioned the revolutionary design of the GoreMobile without first deciphering The Da Gorgle Code.
Basking in the adulation of the world's greatest scientists, Gore stoutly denied allegations that his movie is designed to promote a run for the Presidency in 2008. He stressed his solely altruistic motives in making the movie to speed the world's conversion to the GoreMobile in order to speed the end of Global Warming. Gore said, "My motives aren't political," and added: "Perhaps my greatest satisfaction is that my invention will enable us to ban Hummers." Asked to comment on Gore's statement, Hillary Clinton said, "If it's really true that Al's invention allows us to ban Hummers, no one could be happier than I." Hillary's response led, of course, to the obligatory efforts of the media to ask Bill Clinton whether he agreed with Hillary's comments. Clinton said, "That depends on what the meaning of 'hummer' is." John Kerry said, "I was for up-armored Hummers before I was for up-armored GoreMobiles."
One of Gore's spokes-beings at "SpecialOpsMedia" sent PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief a special movie "trailer" promoting Gore's movie, "An Inconvenient Truth." The trailer is titled, "Da Gorgle Code," in the form of a Windows Movie Video, which accompanies this installment. The permanent link for viewing the "Da Gorgle Code" video is: http://PoliSat.Com/Da_Gorgle_Code.htm,
Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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