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February 21, 2007--

Al Gore drives "GoreMobile" to Global Warming Concert celebrating nominations for Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Honorary Climatology Degree for "An Inconvenient Truth" fueling "Draft Gore" for 2008. ·

            Al Gore is "on a roll" unveiling his latest invention, the GoreMobile,  en route to Global Warming Concerts celebrating his nominations for a Nobel Peace Prize, an Academy Award for his movie "Inconvenient Truth," and an honorary "doctorate" in "climatology" as well as celebrating growing pressure from environmental activists for him to run for President in 2008.  PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief has obtained exclusive video of Gore traveling to a Global Warming Concert in the GoreMobile.  With this article, PoliSat.Com has posted the video in a variety of size/connection-speed configurations as indicated by several click-to-view images accompanying this installment.  (Scroll to the end of this installment to find the image for the largest size video for the highest-speed connections.)

            He's also scheduled a news conference with the world's greatest scientists to announce their unanimous, conclusive, scientifically irrefutable findings that the most severe snow-storm in thirty years that hit the northeastern states on Valentine's Day was an "inside job" by Bush/Cheney underlings relying upon Nano-Algorithmic Technology Universally Readjusting Environments (code named, "NATURE"), which used "weatherized fusion" to vaporize and blast huge portions of glaciers into the stratosphere over the Great Lakes to produce the Lake Effects blizzard before, during and after Valentine's Day, 2007.  Joining Gore will be Charlie Sheen, who will explain that he's seen the same type of artificial "weather control" on movie sets and thus knows a staged weather event when he sees it.

            Influential Hollywood scientists made a special documentary about Gore to be unveiled at the Academy Awards ceremony.  It shows how Gore is a baby-boom-era descendant of a long line of socially-conscious, politically-savvy scientist-inventors, who, like Leonardo Da Vinci, possess gifts of extraordinary insight into the universe.  Given the popularity of the docu-drama, The Da Vinci Code, and in recognition of Gore's status as a modern-day Da Vinci and of his collaboration with Google in promoting his Global Warming Agenda, they named the movie "Da Gorgle Code."  (A trailer for that movie can be found here.)

            Gore and the world's greatest scientists will also expose "the lie" being propagated that the mid-1800's beginning of the decline of the Mini Ice Age with the decline accelerating in the 20th and 21st centuries is the cause of the "un-cooling," which Gore and the world's greatest scientists know to be "warming" caused by human-caused emissions of carbon dioxide rather than by cyclical changes in solar activity, cycles in Earth's orbit around the Sun, and cycles of slight changes in the degree at which Earth rotates on its axis while orbiting the Sun.  Said Gore, "Even though scientists agree that those factors have caused thousands of periods of dramatic cooling and warming of the Earth over billions of years, the 20th Century proliferation of the internal combustion engine produced a time-warp effect that retroactively nullified the natural forces that triggered the mid-1800's commencement of the decline of the Mini Ice Age."   He said that top scientists call this the "CARP" effect, which stands for "Carbonized Atmospheres Retroactively Propagating."  

            Gore conceded that there are scientists who have challenged proponents of the "Global Warming" theory to debate the scientific issues point by point in a way to apply the scientific method to the data, but he characterized those scientists as victims of the "scientific orthodoxy" of demanding adherence to "the scientific method," which he said everyone knows is code for "greedy scientists supported by Big Oil."  Gore also lamented the "unfairness" of "those who criticized us" for blaming Hurricane Katrina in 2005 on Global Warming and for predicting an even worse hurricane season in 2006 "merely because 2006 turned-out to be one of the mildest years for hurricanes on record."  He said that such critics just don't understand how "tricky" Global Warming is because sometimes it disguises itself as Global Cooling.

---Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

 Note:  The permanent link to this installment is http://PoliSat.Com/GoreMobile.htm.  

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