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John Kerry lip-synchs New York Times/U.N. "news" report falsely claiming "tons" of explosives "disappeared" from Al Qaqaa in Iraq after, not before, U.S. troops arrived in April, 2003.
Emulating Ashlee
Simpson,
John Kerry performed a monkey-see/monkey-do lip synch of the New
York Times' and U.N.'s collaboratively bogus "news" report falsely claiming that
"tons" of "high explosives" had "disappeared" from the Al Qaqaa
munitions dump in Iraq long after, rather than long before, U.S. troops arrived at the site in
April, 2003, the day after Baghdad suddenly fell. Dan Rather must be turning green with envy
that the New York Times created an anti-Bush ad reciting bogus allegations disguised as
"news" that may tie, if not overtake, Rather's first-place position in the race for
anti-Bush partisanship masquerading as "news."
Now that the bogus-news "music" has changed, will John Kerry continue lip-synching? Or, will Kerry blame the New York Times for "playing the wrong bogus story." PoliSat.Com's high-tech, remote-sensing equipment has intercepted a Music Video Campaign Ad being readied by the Kerry Campaign to respond to attempt to put the best fact on this debacle. Here's the animated-version link. and below is the transcript of this soon-to-be-released ad:
I'm Kerry, a singer of songs alleging how Dubya was wrong on what Saddam hid and failed to keep lids on weapons concealed by Saddam. ElBaradei authored a song, the gray New York Times went along, and I then agreed to serve as the lead to lip-synch the words of the song.
I'm using my lips and my throat to lip-synch a bogus "news" hoax the gray New York Times and U.N. designed to claim Bush lost stuff that explodes. But unlike the dumb Ashley Simpson, who quit when her lip-synch pretention so clearly revealed her song wasn't real, I'll stick to my lip-synched pretentions.
You ask why I haven't revised the song that the facts have belied? I'm tired of those awful complaints that I waffle, so therefore, I'll stick to the lies.
Kerry Lip-Synchs New York Times/U.N. Bogus "News" Report:
I'm
Kerry, a singer of songs
alleging how Dubya was wrong
on what Saddam hid
and failed to keep lids
on weapons concealed by Saddam.
ElBaradei
authored a song,
the gray New York Times went along,
and I then agreed
to serve as the lead
to lip-synch the words of the song.
I'm
using my lips and my throat
to lip-synch a bogus "news" hoax
the gray New York Times
and U.N. designed
to claim Bush lost stuff that explodes.
But
unlike the dumb Ashley Simpson,
who quit when her lip-synch pretention
so clearly revealed
her song wasn't real,
I'll stick to my lip-synched pretentions.
You
ask why I haven't revised
the song that the facts have belied?
I'm tired of those awful
complaints that I waffle,
so therefore, I'll stick to the lies.
In addition to intercepting this soon-to-be-released Kerry Campaign Music Video, PoliSat.Com's high-tech, remote-sensing equipment has also intercepted a soon-to-be-released Music Video to be released by CBS 60 Minutes featuring Dan Rather conceding to the New York Times his first-place position in publishing partisan views in the form of bogus "news" stories. Here's the transcript:
Is
Dan Rather Envious?
I'm
Dan Rather envious now
to learn the Gray Lady has now
concocted as news
some partisan views,
so humbly to her I must bow.
Entertainment
"reporters" predict that John Kerry's lip-synching of the bogus New York Times/U.N.
"news" story is likely to capture first place in the next annual MTV Public Service Awards
Ceremony for musical "news" educating the MTV Generation. Recent
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