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Russian Lawmaker Proposal for Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispenser Program to Make Vladimir Putin's Sperm Available to All Russian Women Enables Patriotic Russian Women to Improve the Breed of Russians.

November 11, 2014 (APE)

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com

A Russian lawmaker's proposal for a way to enable Russian women to be inseminated by Putin's sperm inspired partioic collaboration by Russian engineers and artists to promptly implement this proposal:   .

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     The iconic "Worker and Kolkhoz Woman" statue in Moscow has been redesigned and reinstalled to commemorate the launch of the Putin-Sperm Dispensation Program. The new 25-meter-tall statue symbolizes both the Putin-Sperm Dispensers program but reminds all Russian women that for their convenience, Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispensers have now been installed in all pharmacies.

     The iconic "Worker and Kolkhoz Woman" statue in Moscow has been redesigned and reinstalled to commemorate the launch of the Putin-Sperm Dispensation Program. The new 25-meter-tall statue symbolizes both the Putin-Sperm-Dispensers program but reminds all Russian women that for their convenience, Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispensers have now been installed in all pharmacies.

     At the base of the " Woman Retrieving Sperm From Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispenser" statue is a " Note to Russian Women": 

     Great excitement accompanied the lowering of the "Worker and Kolkhoz Woman" and the raising of the "Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispenser" in a suitable place of public display in Moscow:

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     Despite the long lines that have sprung-up outside virtuallly all pharmacies since installation of the Putin-Manhandle Sperm-Dispensers, Patriotic Russian Women will not be deterred by such long lines. Instead, they wait patiently for their turns to seize what will be for them opportunities of a lifetime to obtain genuine sperm from President Putin:

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     When asked by a reporter how Putin sperm will be kept fresh and replenished in the Putin-Manhandle Sperm Dispensers in pharmacies throughout Russia, Putin said, "It's a State Secret":

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