August 4, 2014

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com ; PoliticalXray.Com 

Putin Assures Obama He Understands American Acceptionalism.

Putin Assures Obama He Believes in American Acceptionalism


In response to Obama assuring Putin that he believes in American Acceptionalism, Putin says, "You convinced me already."

Obama replied, "I had thought you only understood my flexibility."

Putin responded:  Everyone knows you transformed America from Exceptional to Acceptional:

America now accepts my acceptance of Crimea.

America now accepts my control of the Middle East.

America now accepts Hamas, the ally of my allies, Syria and Iran.

America now accepts Iran's nuclear program.

America now accepts Soviet-Style HealthCare, which you cleverly labeled "Affordable Care."

America now accepts limiting its oil and coal production to enhance the value of Russian oil and Chinese coal.

America now accepts Global-Warming limitations on its economy to boost the value of Russia's and China's carbon-industry expansions.

America now accepts its Debtor-Nation status to boost the value of Russia's and China's currencies.

America now accepts ISIS in Iraq.

America now accepts the need for Israel to "meet half-way" with those who demand its destruction.

America now accepts Libya as a failed-state haven for anti-western fanatics.

America now accepts Russian primacy in space.

America now accepts my ally, China, as the soon-to-become colonizer of the Moon.

America now accepts entry of anyone and everyone wanting to cross the border into America.

America now accepts the glorification of mediocrity and rejection of the elitist notion of meritocracy.

America now accepts the kind of Crony Capitalism I have pioneered in Russia as better route to Sustainable Statism.

America now accepts the U.S. Constitution as an outmoded document rendered irrelevant by Executive Orders.

America now accepts desertion of its former allies and paliation of its former enemies.

America now accepts that it must "stop the hatin' of Obamaism and all other forms of progressivism and collectivism"

America now accepts its state-run media ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, PBS, NPR, NYT, WaPo, LaT as reliable sources for The Current Truth.

America now accepts its status as the Most Acceptional Country in Human History.

America now accepts your plan for "Peace by 2016" by neutering America's military.

America now accepts your "hatin' on the Tea Party."

America now accepts The People's Cube to replace the unfairly-challenging Rubic's Cube.

Obama replied, "I just wanted to be sure you understand my position."

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