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Statue of Liberty Invokes Wet-Foot/Dry-Foot Policy to Stymie Illegal Euro-Caucasian Immigration.

May 16, 2014-- (OPE) (OPE)

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com

     The White Hispanic Tea-Party-Loving Cuban Americans (such as George Zimmerman, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, etc.) are asking: "Will these White Europeans be 'wet-foot' or 'dry-foot'?" 

     Before you jump to the wrong conclusion that it is racist or hateful to classify people entering the United States without passing through an official immigration portal according to whether any part of their anatomy is "dry" or "wet" you need to remember that since so many Tea-Party-Loving Cuban Americans are "White Hispanics," it cannot be racist or hateful to classify them as "wet-foots" or "dry-foots" in contrast to the obviously racist and hateful classifications of human being's backs as being either wet or dry with respect to people of the La Raza Race (the race race?) entering the U.S. by means other than transversing through an official immigration portal.
     Furthermore, as proof that it's neither racist nor anti-hispanic to classify White Hispanic Tea-Party-Loving Cuban Americans as being either "wet-foot" or "dry-foot," see page 7 of the Congressional Research Service report titled Cuban Migration to the United States: Policy and Trends, which states:

Thus, since it's obviously neither racist nor hateful to classify White Hispanic Tea-Party-Loving Cuban Americans as either "wet-foots" or "dry-foots," it certainly can't be racist or hateful to classify Euro-Caucasians as either "wet-foot" or "dry-foot." 
     Accordingly, the Statue of Liberty addresses Euro-Caucasians approaching Ellis Island: Attention Euro-Caucasians:   "If you have a dry foot, you may stay; if your have a wet foot, you must immediately go back where you came from."

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