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Google's Robotic-Humans With On/Off Brain-Switch to Surpass Honda's Human-Like Robots known as ASIMOs.

May 10, 2014-- (OPE)

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com

     During President Obama's recent visit to Japan, Honda impressed Obama and the world with the most-humanized-yet robot named "ASIMO," of which Honda has at best a few dozen prototypes. 

     But Honda didn't know that in addition to the American OMISAs (below) ...

[As shown above, regarding Obama's "OMISAs," Obama said, "I already have robots much more life-like than ASIMO -- I call them "OMISAs," which stands for "Obama's Minions In Statist America" (a.k.a. Obots a.k.a. LIVs a.k.a. Low Information Voters)].

[As shown above, Obama said, "I used to have a virtual army of my own ASIMOs ('America's Stragetically Ignorant Millennial Obots'), but most of them are now infected with the METUGRICUNA virus making them susceptible to LGS (Limited-Government Syndrome), but we may be able to 'restart' or 'reboot" them with the WOW (War On Women) meme."   Re the picture above, what is the "METUGRICUNA" virus?  Go here]

 ... Google is on the verge of unveiling nearly 300 million roboticized humans (formerly known as "individuals") to eclipse Honda's humanized robots:

     Larry Page, one of Google's co-founders presciently predicted this scientific achievement way back in 2005, when he said: "Eventually you'll have an implant, where if you think about a fact, it will just tell you the answer."

     A vital component of the Google Roboticized Humans ("GoogleBots" or "GooBots" or, in texting language "GB's") was the recently developed "on/off" switch for the human brain, already discerned as a useful mechanism for "turning off" brain maladies that have plagued humanity for countless generations such as epilepsy, Tea-Party Syndrome, etc.:

     To complement and "serve" all transportation needs of the 300 million American GoogleBots will be the driverless car (the "Google Car" or "GooCar" or "GC" in texting langauge) with the GooBots as the passengers. The Google Cars are so smart, it will often be difficult to distinguish them from their GoogleBot passengers. 

     Some skeptics worry that the programming of the GoogleBot passengers may interfere with the functioning of the Google Cars in a manner similar to what airlines feared from use of mobile phones, laptops, I-pads, etc. at critical times, but Google Engineers assured them that whenever the Human-Question Lobe of a GoogleBot passenger poses a question about, or seeks to make a decision contrary to, decisions being made by the Google Car, the Google Answer Lobe will always assure the GoogleBot passenger that the course being followed by the Google Car is best for the GoogleBot passenger. This will enable the GoogleBot passengers the leisurely joy of requesting, and receiving, reassuring and pleasurable information via their Google Answer Lobes.This will be Next Tuesday in spades.

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