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METUGRICUNA-- Millennials Epiphanizing That Unlimited Government Renders Its Citizens Utterly Naked and Afraid.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
March 31, 2014-- (Originally posted at TPC on March 27, 2014)

            METUGRICUNA*:  Why are they Naked & Afraid?  ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)  Can they make it to the 01-20-2017 Finale?  The starkest reality-test of all time:  Naked & Afraid in ObamaLand.  Created & Produced by Progressive Democrats:

Female METUGRICUNA: "Why are wading through these snake-infested waters?"
Male METUGRICUNA: "Yesterday we used the last of our carbon-footprint credits."
Female METUGRICUNA: "Why am I going first instead of you?"
Male METUGRICUNA: "The Producers said it would be sexist for me to lead."

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Naked & Afraid Millennial Male says to Naked & Afraid Millennial Female Partner:
"Hey! An ObamaCare Navigator is rowing to shore in the ObamaCare Outrigger 
with a couple of CPAP machines in case we experience sleep apnea." 

(Click here for larger image.)

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Naked & Afraid Millennial Male says to Naked & Afraid Female Partner:

"I don't understand. This is the exact place where the ObamaCare Navigator said we 
could have a drink on the rocks if we were to become dehydrated."

Naked & Afraid Millennial Female says to Naked & Afraid Millennial Male Partner:

"He's the same one who put pom-poms in my emergency bag. It didn't occur to me 
to give him a written note with a drawing."

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Naked & Afraid Millennial Male says to ObamaLand Navigator:

"We understand no one is supposed to intervene on our behalf, but when we stopped 
at a mud-pit for coating against sunburn, you should have told us it was an elephant 
herd's favorite 'latrine.'"

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Never-Afraid-to-be-Naked-in-a-snake-infested-swamp celebrity says:

"I wonder who'll be my celebrity partner. I hope it's not Al Gore"

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Special Commentary by the Minister of Truth:

(Click here for a larger version of the image above.)

At the NAKED and AFRAID rally, I introduced my FLOTUS as our next POTUS, who's 
neither naked nor afraid.  

My-FLOTUS/Our-Next-POTUS spoke to the crowd of young women just recovering 
from having been NAKED and AFRAID. She eloquently explained the need for 
Progressives to quickly halt and reverse the spread of METUGRICUNA* among 
Millennials (See box above.)

One of the NAKED and AFRAID gals asked Hillary whether she had ever been "naked 
and afraid," but I quickly responded, "She's never been naked and afraid, but I assure 
you that when she's naked I'm afraid."

Hillary continued: "You need to make clear to your fellow Millennials, guys, gals, 
whatever, that you should never be afraid of being naked before the awesome power 
of the benevolent kind of unlimited government into which I helped President Obama 
transform our previously limited government -- government limited by arcane ideas 
that the constitution bill of rights protects you from government rather than Barack's 
"positive liberties" interpretation that government must take care of you in every way 
-- just as it cares for 'Julia' from cradle to grave -- and so you should explain to all your 
friends that the best way to be unafraid of being naked is by submitting to the 
benevolent care of unlimited government -- that's the only way to prevent your being 
'stripped' of your rights by the Republican War on Women and especially naked 
women."

 

To our surprise, the young lady shown in the left side of the picture above said, 
"There is another way for a woman to be naked without being afraid -- you can 
learn about it at 'How a Woman Can Be Naked But Not Afraid,' which shows how 
it's safe for a woman to be naked-- it's probably safe for work like the smaller 
version displayed below.  There are, of course, small and large NSFW versions 
that are NOT safe for work, but, of course, they are NOT displayed here."

 

--Minister of Truth

METUGRICUNA ( All Rights Infringed 2008--2017.)

 

Naked and Afraid of the Naked Truth about "Global Warming" or "Climate Change"?  
See the GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report:

 

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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*METUGRICUNA (meh' - tuh - gri - coo' - nuh) stands for "Millennials Epiphanizing** That Unlimited Government Renders Its Citizens Utterly Naked & Afraid."  (Back to top)


**"Epiphanize" means to suddenly or belatedly understand or express a profound truth -- i.e., having an epiphany. See also merriam-webster and Dictionary.Com. See also poetic, satirical, parodic licenses.  f you've never had an epiphany,  this installment should give you one.    (Back to top)

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