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By Jim
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
March 10, 2014--
ObamaCare Orgasm-On-Demand Surgical-Implants for Womyn virtually guarantee Democrat victories in the Senate and House on Nov. 3, 2014.
ObamaCare now enables every woman to discreetly achieve orgasm while working, driving, or attending social events (or even in bed) by activating an Orgasm-on-Demand Medical Implant by
pressing this button disguised as an ObamAnkh necklace amulet. Clinical tests and polling show Obamagasms from ObamaCare Orgasm-On-Demand Surgical Implants are
even better than ObamaPhones in Vibrate Mode kept inside panties.
So, on Nov. 3, be sure to vote but only for pro-ObamaCare candidates. Don't let Republicans outlaw orgasms.
And don't forget the new ObamaCare Service for Senior Womyn: The ObamAnhk Emergency Amulet for those times when a Senior Womyn's Senior Man has "fallen" and "can't get up."
No senior womyn should be without an ObamaCare-funded "Orgasm-On-Demand" surgical implant easily activated by an ObamAnkh Necklace Amulet when her senior man has "fallen" and "can't get up." Endorsed by AARP: Amulets Assuring Reliable Pleasure. Don't Let Sexophobic Republican Tea-Partiers Deny Orgasms-on-Demand for Womyn under ObamaCare.
And don't forget to saddle-up for the War on Womyn in Blinders:
Republicans may have womem in binders, but we have womyn in blinders, and from Our Media, independents "understand" a
"war on women" is stupidly being waged by the backward and fanatical Republicans rather than that it's really a war
on womyn we Progressives are abble to wage because so many womyn expect husbandry from government and, like cavalry horses, dutifully go wherever we command.
--Jim
Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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