A Nurse Says ObamaCare Plans Will Not Provide All That They Can For Ailments to End When Patients are Men Unless Good-Nurse Shortages End.·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
August 20, 2009--

                    A nurse says ObamaCare plans will not provide all that they can for ailments to end when patients are men unless good-nurse shortages end.  A problem that doctors have known when men have grown up and left home:  It's rare that they'll go to doctors, and so, a reason they need to be shown.  

                    Unless they are nagged by their wives, they almost will never decide to see a physician unless their condition is making them think they will die.  In contrast, though women are meeker, for regular checkups they're eager.  They love to be seen by cute OBG's, though some prefer OBG geezers.  

                    Another good reason they get more checkups than grown men will get:  What is it, you ask?  The fact that they have so many more parts to be checked.  So what can be done to entice more men to seek doctors' advice on health and prevention of ailing conditions so more men will live a long life?  

                    Professors and bureaucrats think the ways to entice men to think it wise to see doctors in absence of problems are laws saying how they should think.  But others have better advice on how men can best be enticed to visit physicians while healthy conditions exist and they're feeling quite nice.  

                    Nurse Betty reveals what's most needed when patients who need to be treated are men, who, we know,  prefer not to go, unless there's a nurse with great cleavage.   This problem will get more acute when patients must wait in long queues before being seen by doctors:   they'll need a nurse for each patient to view.  

                    And absent such food for the mind, the men who are patients will find a place they can listen to AM transmissions and thereby risk warping their minds.  'Cause even old patients with walkers deprived of the chance to be gawkers would choose, true to form, what Schumer calls "porn," by listening to radio talkers.  

                    If Schumer wants doctrines of "fairness," ObamaCare needs an awareness of stimulus needs for nurses to be recruited from gals who are fairest.   Such plan appears foolish, of course, but less from what's real is divorced than law-of-the-land ObamaCare plans from markets and freedom divorced.

                    There now is an alternate plan:   "HOT CHICSº³" is the name of the plan.  It's not what you think, but closer, you'll think, to what should be laws of the land.  The footnote below numbered "3" explains what the acronym means and also explains a video's name to soon be on-line to be seen.

                    I finally close with a note in case as you read what I wrote you deemed the word usage and syntax effusive and think that good English I smote. Perhaps you've detected these lines are written in rhythm and rhyme-- If so, cursor-down, 'cause there will be found these verses in stanzas and lines.

A nurse says ObamaCare plans 
will not provide all that they can 
for ailments to end 
when patients are men 
unless good-nurse shortages end.  

A problem that doctors have known 
when men have grown up and left home:  
It's rare that they'll go 
to doctors, and so, 
a reason they need to be shown.  

Unless they are nagged by their wives, 
they almost will never decide 
to see a physician 
unless their condition 
is making them think they will die.  

In contrast, though women are meeker, 
for regular checkups they're eager.  
They love to be seen 
by cute OBG's, 
though some prefer OBG geezers.  

Another good reason they get 
more checkups than grown men will get:  
What is it, you ask?  
The fact that they have 
so many more parts to be checked.  

So what can be done to entice 
more men to seek doctors' advice 
on health and prevention of 
ailing conditions 
so more men will live a long life?  

Professors and bureaucrats think 
the ways to entice men to think 
it wise to see doctors 
in absence of problems 
are laws saying how they should think.  

But others have better advice 
on how men can best be enticed 
to visit physicians 
while healthy conditions 
exist and they're feeling quite nice.  

Nurse Betty reveals what's most needed 
when patients who need to be treated 
are men, who, we know,  
prefer not to go, 
unless there's a nurse with great cleavage.   

This problem will get more acute 
when patients must wait in long queues 
before being seen 
by doctors:   they'll need 
a nurse for each patient to view.  

And absent such food for the mind, 
the men who are patients will find 
a place they can listen 
to AM transmissions 
and thereby risk warping their minds.  

'Cause even old patients with walkers 
deprived of the chance to be gawkers 
would choose, true to form, 
what Schumer calls "porn," 
by listening to radio talkers.  

If Schumer wants doctrines of "fairness," 
ObamaCare needs an awareness 
of stimulus needs 
for nurses to be 
recruited from gals who are fairest.   

Such plan appears foolish, of course, 
but less from what's real is divorced 
than law-of-the-land 
ObamaCare plans 
from markets and freedom divorced.

There now is an alternate plan:   
"HOT CHICSº³" is the name of the plan.  
It's not what you think, 
but closer, you'll think, 
to what should be laws of the land.  

The footnote below numbered "3" 
explains what the acronym means 
and also explains 
a video's name 
to soon be on-line to be seen.

º³ The acronym "HOT CHICS" stands for "Holistic Options To Choose Health Insurance Common Sense."  The plan will be featured and explained in a video soon to be released by PoliSat.Com entitled "Stripping Away Health Care Myths."   (Will it feature "hot chics" as the explainers?  Do you think PoliSat.Com would stoop to that?)

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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