Howard Dean, America's Primary-Care Physician, Rushes Patient Through ObamaCare OB-Gyn Exam to Not Be Late for ACORN/SEIU Town Hall Meeting...·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
August 15, 2009--

            Howard Dean, as American's Primary-Care Physician, rushed a very pregnant patient through an ObamaCare OB-Gyn examination so he would not be late for the ACORN/SEIU NetRoots "Town Hall" meeting on ObamaCare in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  The patient, said to be "very, very, very pregnant," was primarily concerned about whether Dean would be available to handle the delivery but was also concerned about the effect on her and her husband's plans for her to quit her job after childbirth and to add her and the baby to her husband's insurance.  

            She had heard the news reports quoting sections of the ObamaCare proposals under which prospective changes in private-insurance coverage would, or could, disqualify them under the standards to be imposed under ObamaCare and thus require her husband, the new baby and her to either join the government plan or pay a penalty for refusing to do so.  She had heard Obama answer a question about this particular provision a couple of weeks ago but she had found his answer confusing and unsatisfying. 

            Fearing that her stress and discomfort of being so overdue might interfere with her ability to clearly and completely remember the answers to all questions she planned to raise during the exam, she positioned her cell-phone camera on a counter in the room Being quite apprehensive about confronting Dean with these issues during the OB-Gyn examination, she positioned her cell-phone camera on her pocketbook on top of a on a counter in the examination room while she awaited arrival of Dean and then started it recording when she finally heard him coming down the hall to the examination room.  PoliSat.Com has obtained exclusive access to the video recording of that examination made by the patient's cell-phone camera.  Out of respect for the patient's privacy and desire for anonymity, PoliSat.Com digitally altered her face in the video.  Consistent with her wishes, we will identify her only as the "Expecto Mom."  

            When Dean was later questioned about the examination and told about the video, he reminded reporters that the White House has warned the whole nation to be wary of "fishy" things about health care, and the he added, "Throughout that examination I sensed something fishy."  When asked to comment about Dean's statement, Expecto Mom said, "I think he's forgetting he had just come from a meeting with Rham Emanuel, because I didn't sense anything 'fishy' until after Dr. Dean entered the examination room."    

            When asked whether she was satisfied with the answers she received from Dr. Dean during the examination, Expecto Mom said, "I think it's best for me to quote from an I-Phone video he showed me quoting Obama, in which Obama said":

Let me be clear, I have always said "Let me be clear," and I'm consistently saying the same thing today that I've always said whenever I've said, "Let me be clear" or "I've always said."  

Later, when PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief sought a response from President Obama (who is in Montana hosting a "Town Hall" meeting on ObamaCare)  regarding Expecto Mom's quotation of him, Obama's press secretary issued a statement saying, "President Obama sincerely appreciates Expecto Mom's clear understanding that he has always been clear in what he's always said that he's always said in having always said 'let me be clear.'"   

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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