Meanwhile, a new video sheds light on why McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate. Some pundits have theorized that it was because Barack Obama rejected Hillary Clinton as his running mate. However, PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief has exclusively obtained a copy of the video from a noted "Political Paleontologist." Its full title is "One Million Nanoseconds Ago BC (Before Change)," but its short title is "BC (Before Change)." Viewing the video makes it indisputably clear that McCain not only chose Palin because she's proven herself to be a "Maverick Reformer" as is he but also that he knows her frontier-woman skills will quickly dispatch Joe Biden, also known as JoBama or Obiden, in the Vice Presidential debates-- especially when the topic focuses on the national-security issue of our need to further develop our own oil and gas resources. Said McCain, "Obama's campaign tries to imply that I'm the 'Jurassic' candidate, but Palin will show what a dinosaur Biden has become during his decades in the Senate. Biden may be an experienced political 'street-fighter,' but he's never before encountered a frontier woman."
One of the key policy positions of the Obama campaign is that his energy policy, known as Obamacain, makes drilling unnecessary. This seems to be one of the few issues with which Biden had agreed with Obama before becoming his running mate. A recent video, "Obamacain," educates the public on the reasons for which Obama's energy policy makes drilling not only unnecessary but also obsolete. Said an Obama spokes-being, "We must end our affliction with the plague of cavities of decayed carbon." A spokes person for Al Gore, world-renown Husband of Mother Earth said, "Amen, brother," and added that the new "GoreMobile" will make oil obsolete as the source of energy for the "infernal combustion engine." (The Gorbel's spokes-being also put-in a plug for three of Gore's latest inventions: The GAIA HAT, the Gorbels' Cube and the GAIA Lights-Out Kit to save Mother Earth.)
Although many pundits had doubted the ability of Joe Biden to "toe the line" as Barack Obama's running mate, his recent actions on the campaign trail have demonstrated that he as mastered the "Obama Salute." Not only does he perform the salute flawlessly, he's also proven his talent as a singer in singing the new "Obama Anthem." (Scroll-down for more on the "Obama Anthem.") Regarding the "Obama Salute," Biden, who's always been a "quick study," said he learned and perfected the hand-symbol part of the salute while in his home avoiding reporters during the hours before his selection by Obama became public. Regarding the "squat" portion, he said he learned it by following Obama's suggestion that he study the famous Russian Bolshevik dance performed in the movie "Patton" by the Russians when Russian forces met Allied forces at the fall of Berlin.
Regarding the Obama Anthem, PoliSat.Com obtained an exclusive copy of the video of Biden's first performance of it. Biden does not appear in the video, but his voice offers a stirring tribute to Obama. Some critics, however, have likened Biden's singing ability to the sound of Walter Mondale making Moose Calls in his wilderness resort in Minnesota. However, others have likened his singing to that of Roseanne Barr. To view the largest, best-quality version, click the image to the right. To view smaller, lesser-quality versions (both wmv and YouTube formats) go http://PoliSat.Com/ObamaAnthem.htm. Some speculate that it might become even more popular than the "Barack the Vote" video.
-Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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