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Bubba Two-Guns aka Bubba's Two Guns··
April 17, 2003:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/Commentary Daily Update #01··™©·2003····
Inspired by an April 15, 2003, Yahoo AFP report of a speech by Clinton to the Conference Board in which he criticized Bush's management of our post-Nine-Eleven foreign and domestic policies by contending Bush "can't hold two guns at the same time."
Our troops would be stunned if Bush held two guns.·

When Bill to the Conference Board tangoed
to fire some political ammo,
he first seemed to claim
that Bush deserves blame
for trying too hard to be Rambo.





But Conference Board members were stunned
when Bill said our prospects are glum
'cause Dubya in sparring
domestic and foreign
opponents can not "hold two guns."





When asked how he'd differ from Dubya,
"The world knows I am," proclaimed Bubba,
"avant garde and bold--
two guns I could hold
instead of just one like the Dubya."





"If that," replied Bush, "he deems vital,
we're diff'rent by more than a trifle.
Though holding two guns
I never have done,
I'm expert in holding two rifles."   






To view the animation "Bubba's Two Guns," click any of the images above.···

·Inspired by an April 15, 2003, Yahoo AFP report of a speech by Clinton to the Conference Board in which he criticized Bush's management of our post-Nine-Eleven foreign and domestic policies by contending Bush "can't hold two guns at the same time."  Editor's note:  One not having gone through basic training in the military is unlikely to understand this limerick. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·

Direct link for this Update: ·http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030417-01·™©2003.
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