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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Ralph Nader.
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 Aug. 12, 2003:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/ Commentary  Daily Update # 01·· ™©·2003 ··
We would have, says Ralph, been protected 
from terror had he been elected..

According to "Washington Whispers" in the U.S. News issue (Aug. 18, 2003 cover date), Ralph Nader claims if he were to have been elected President in 2000, the 911 attack could not have occurred because he would have ordered the "hardening of cockpit doors."  Apparently, he's unaware that the hijackers threatened the lives of passengers and/or attendants to coerce the pilots, who were trained to expect hostage missions rather than suicide missions, to let the hijackers into the cockpit.  Thus, not only would his plan not have prevented the crashes into the WTC and the Pentagon, but would also have protected the Flight 93 hijackers from being stopped by passengers storming the cockpit (or prevented the hijackers from deliberately crashing the plane in Pennsylvania due to a fear that the counterattacking passengers might be able to successfully storm the cockpit and take control of the plane).

"If I had been POTUS," said Nader
"'twould surely have guaranteed failure
of Nine-One-One plans
for taking command
of planes by America's haters."

He said to prevent such deportment
he would've "required reinforcement
of doors to the cockpits,"
but what's so ironic?
Nine-Three would have not been aborted.

To cockpits their method of entrance
was threats to kill airline attendants,
against which deportment
a door's reinforcement
would not have prevented their entrance.

Since Ralph has such faith in demanding
prevention by laws for commanding
compliance with rules,
perhaps he'd have ruled
"Stay buckled from takeoff to landing."
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--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com. ·
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The Eco-Darth-Nader says Alpha's a Beta (limerick 20001024-01)
    It's strange that Ralph Nader has challenged
    The man who wrote Earth in the Balance 
    since both share the view
    that new C-0-2
    ain't eaten by plants on our planet.
© 2000 --Inspired by the inter-pantheopian rhetorical warfare between Gore and Nader .

Predictable  Nader calls business Darth Vader (limerick 20000831-01)
    I have just one question for Nader:
    Please tell me where freedom is greater
    than in the U.S.
    where all can invest
    in business for self-preservation.
© 2000 --Inspired by Nader's anti-corporation diatribe earlier today telling "a U.N. meeting of grass-roots organizations ... that multinational corporations are the biggest threat to democracies today."  Washington Post/Associated Press 80-30-00.

Genome-Mapping Leads to Genetically-Improved Ralph Nader (du20000626-01)
--Click here for more information about this ground-breaking development.

The Road to Damascus. (du20000625-01)
    For years we heard Nader and Gore 
    proposing that gas should cost more !
    But now that it's high, 
    they suddenly cry 
    that surely the price should be lower !
    So what is the reason that both  
    now say that the price should be low?
    Of course it is rude 
    for us to conclude 
    they're simply competing for votes. 
© 2000