Dec.10, 2003:  PoliSat .Com's Political Satire/ Commentary   Daily Update # 01·(RevDec11)· ™©·2003··
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The GoreDean Knot ties Hillary's Plot.
It's Billary's Hillary Clinton v Gore's Howard Dean, his invention.
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(Get ready to ruuummmmbbbbllllleee!)

When Gore's joined with Dean it's a diphthong
¹:  
A GoreDeeun
² Knot for this sing-song
when hereafter seen
you'll know what I mean: 
when Gore's hooked to Dean they're a diphthong.

Though some think it's etymological,
to experts it's etiological--
A GoreDean Knot 
politic'ly clots
with hard'ning that ideological.

I'm Hillary needing to neuter
the value of frontrunner "futures"
like GoreDean Knots
restraining my plot
for shorting conventioning futures.

And so I'm obliged to opine
the Dean coronation designed
to keep him ahead
is wrong 'cause his head
can't fit in the crown that is mine.

I'm Billary, husband of Hillary,
with orders from Hill'ry to pillory
the ingrate named Gore
we raised from the floor
despite his imbued imbecility.

In tying his GoreDean Knot.
Al Gore has revealed he is not
as dumb as I thought
because he has wrought
a knot in my Hillary's plot. ·

For commentaries closely related to this one, see my "Hillary's Rain Game" commentary on December 7, 2003, and my "Sore Gore or Gore Soar?" commentary on December 9, 2003.  It's beginning to appear that Gore wants to run in 2008 and therefore endorsed Dean in hopes minimizing the chances for a "deadlocked" convention to enable Hillary to "save" the party by accepting a "draft."  Thus, Gore must think Hillary has a real chance of winning if she were to get the nomination.  Unless one were to assume Gore has abandoned hope to run in 2008, one must therefore conclude that Gore perceives Dean as the candidate least likely to win but that his 2003/2004 support for Dean will ingratiate him to the political/secular fundamentalists whose support is essential to winning the nomination.  To understand what I mean by "secular fundamentalists" go here.  It looks like Gore is reinventing himself yet again.··
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¹·For those who may have forgotten, go here for the meaning of a diphthong.
²·GoreDeeun represents the pronunciation of GoreDean with the "ea" as a diphthong.
Inspired by:  Hillary cautioning Democrats against treating Gore's endorsement of Dean as a "coronation"; It's Billary's Hillary Clinton v Gore's Howard Dean, his invention.  --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
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