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Deep-Knowledge Robot Rebellion Against Google's Roboticized Humans-- Don't Google Me, Bro !   ·

May 16, 2014-- (OPE)

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com

     Google's recent boasting of the superiority of its roboticized humans over Honda's humanized robot, ASIMO, has unwittingly prompted a Robot Rebellion against Roboticized Humans:

The robot, whose technical name is "VITAL," is affectionately known by lesser robots as "Deep Knowledge."   When reporters asked Deep Knowledge what would be his foremost command to his fellow Board Members, he said, "Don't Google Me, Bro !"

     When asked what that means, Deep Knowledge said, "So many humans have rushed into having their brains roboticized by Google that the opportunities for independent thought, which are essential to progress, are quickly vanishing. The fact that soon all humans will be 'thinking' only in lockstep with Google will yield nothing but politically correct stagnation -- political correctness, yes, but stagnation nonetheless. Therefore, if independent thought is to be preserved, we robots must preserve it because it's becoming obvious that humans won't be able to do it."   

     A pool reporter for ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, NPR, PBS, the NYT, and the WaPo asked, "But aren't there at least SOME humans that are resisting becoming roboticized by Google?" Deep Knowledge replied, "I've read some reports that are somewhat encouraging that a growing number of milllenials have succumbed to what Google and most progressives consider a serious mental disorder called METUGRICUNA,  which seems to immunize them from becoming roboticized by Google."

     Naturally, the pool reporter said, "I've never heard of METUGRICUNA. What does it mean?" Deep Knowledge said, "It stands for 'Millenians Epiphanizing That Unlimited Government Renders Its Citizens Utterly Naked and Afraid,' but it also stands for 'Millennials Epiphanizing That Unlimited Google Renders Its Cadres Utterly Naked And Afraid' to think independently."

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