Surveys Show Good Citizens Want, and Will Dutifully Obey, Universal Background-Check for Gun Ownership; Home-Invaders Remain Opposed.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
February 15, 2013--

            .  As President Obama made clear in his "I Am The State Address" (formerly known as the now-archaic term "State of the Union Address"), surveys have shown that virtually "all good citizens want, and will dutifully obey, laws requiring a Universal Background-Check by anyone acquiring a gun by any means regardless of whether by purchase in a soon-to-be-taxed-out-of-existence gun shop or at soon-to-be-banned "gun shows" or by gift or purchase from a friend, spouse domestic partner, parent, sibling, or any other relative."   Obama stressed, "I've always supported the right to bear arms by all citizens who have proven to the soon-to-be-established Federal Department of Mental Health that they are mentally suited to 'bear arms.'"    He added, "This is especially important for young women who, everyone knows, are more vulnerable to seductive arguments by belligerent males that such vulnerable women 'need' a 'right' to 'arm' themselves so they can behave as do belligerent males.  We want vulnerable females to be belligerent only when they're serving in combat.   Good citizens will always follow the Love-Thy-Enemies Commandment of Jesus:  'Whenever a responsible citizen's home is invaded by a person who has violated the Universal Background-Check Law by acquiring and bearing a gun during such home invasion, the responsible citizen must first dial 911 and then prepare to turn the other cheek (or perhaps use scissors in self-defense if the home-invader gets really aggressive) until law-enforcement quick-responders can arrive.'"    

Finally, Obama again quoted Jesus in describing the most compelling reason for good citizens to comply with Universal Background-Check Laws:  "You are your Big Brother's Keeper."

And, of course, Obama reminded us that in addition to Jesus' Commandments that we be our "Brother's" keeper and that we love our enemies, he also Commanded that we always remember to include our neighbors in our circles of love:  

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In his 2013 State of the Union Address, President Obama proclaims that "if Congress doesn't act, I will because The State of the Union is I Am the State."

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Some critics of President Obama make the spurious charge that he's been inconsistent on important constitutional issues.   But fair-minded observers know he has consistently held to the view that for too long we've allowed a Supreme Court majority to interpret the Constitution in a way they claim upholds the original intent of statements of abstract principles (such as "free speech") by 18th Century misogynistic men as though such abstract principles are "timeless."  He recognizes that our well-intentioned but primitive Founding "Fathers" didn't even know how to spell "Ye," and that, therefore, we should view their work as a starting point for a "Living Constitution" for Ye the People to be explained to you in due course by Modern Leaders.  

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--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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