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Sharia's "War on the Clitoris" (a.k.a. Female Genital Mutilation) Is a REAL, Patriarchal "War on Female Orgasms" Since Most (All?) Females Can Only Achieve Orgasm Via Clitoral Stimulation Rather than Vaginal Stimulation.
November 13, 2014 (OPE)
By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com
Here's an article by the Kommisar of Fatwas:
Fatwa to Directly to All Progressive Infidels (from the Kommisar of Fatwas):
All politically-savvy people know that Progressives wisely recognized the Progressive need to heed the advice of Jonathan Gruber to deceive "stupid Americans"™ (a.k.a. LIVs a.k.a. Low Information Voters a.k.a. so-called "Moderate" Democrat Voters) about ObamaCare in order to make it safe for Progressive Democrats in the Senate to vote for the "reconciliation" procedural gimmick in the wee-hours of a December morning back in 2010 to enact ObamaCare. Likewise, true Progressives understand the strategic importance of the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" in the arena of politics as well as warfare. Under that principle, Progressives recognize "Sharia" as a "friend" of Progressivism because Sharia (like Progressivism) is the "enemy" of "American Exceptionalism" (a.k.a. limited-government/non-isolationist libertarian capitalism). And, of course, adherence to that principle obliges Progressives to be Sharia-Tolerant, which thereby requires Progressives to continue their "Republican War on Women" meme as way to distract Stupid Americans™ from learning about Sharia's War on the Clitoris as a vital component of Sharia's War on Female Orgasms as the most-vital component of the Sharia mandate to respect women by making them subservient to men. And, of course,, we Shariaists abide by the same "enemy-of-our-enemy-is-our-friend" by waging relentless asymmetrical warfare against American Exceptionalism as our meager form of support for Progressivism's Doctrine that its emeny, American Exceptionalism (not Islamic fundamentalism, not Russian expansionism, and certainly not Chinese imperialism), is the primary cause of problems for the Global Community, which mandates hatred for Israel and Tolerance for Sharia. This is, of course, an alliance* of convenience between Progressives and Shariaists.
BUT (to paraphrase and adapt Gruber's wisdom) Progressives [i][b]must continue[/b][/i] deceiving the under-40 Americans (who deem themselves sexually liberated) into remaining ignorant that Sharia comprises a Holy War against Western Women while Progressives (a) seek to continue the meme that Republicans and Tea-Partiers want to wage "War on Women" and (b) simultaneously maintain Progressive tolerance for Sharia and thereby secretly tolerate Sharia's War on the Clitoris-- Just ask the pro-Western heretic, Ayaan Hirsi Ali about Sharia's War on the Clitoris. Thus, we Shariaists will understand that Progressives must adapt the Gruber Method of Educating the Public by falsely claiming that Sharia accepts the scientific evidence about the clitoris and therefore "protects the clitoris" in order to promote orgasms for women -- otherwise, far too many Millennial women (other than those who have already succumbed to METUGRICUNA) might learn about Sharia's War on the Clitoris and War on Female Orgasms and consequently cease supporting Progressives for exhibiting tolerance towards Sharia.
One way we Shariaists can reinforce this deception is to stress at every opportunity that the Burqa is in fact pro-feminist because it enables Sharia Compliant Women to enjoy self-stimulation without being seen -- i.e., such Sharia-friendly garments should be viewed by American women as attire that affords them the privacy they need to exercise their right to pursue happiness. Soon, sexually enlightened females will be flocking to Sharia to learn how Progressively-Tolerated Sharia enhances their opportunities for orgasmic experiences.
Thus, I will issue this Fatwa:
Since the enemy (American Progressivism) of our enemy (American Exceptionalism a.k.a. Western Liberalism) is our friend, it is acceptable for Islamic Fundamentalists to mislead millennials into believing that Sharia is "pro-clitoris" in order to prevent millennial females from abandoning American Progressives and instead supporting our biggest enemy (American Exceptionalism a.k.a. Republicanism a.k.a. Tea-Party-ism). Therefore, my fatwa authorizes all Shariaists and Sharia-Tolerant Progressives to create agit-prop designed to further this necessary (but, of course, temporary) deception as though Sharia were to be pro-clitoris and pro-female-orgasms.
Since the Phalaenopsis Orchid is the iconic symbol of the clitoris, perhaps we should create photo-shop versions of that icon with the following words added beneath it: "Sharia Is Just Another Word for Clitoral Orgasms." This approach worked well for ObamaCare, so surely it will work well for Sharia.
*Some call this alliance "IFAPSA" (Islamo-Fascist And Paleo-Stalinist Alliance" a.k.a. "Islamo-Fascist And Progressively-Stalinist Alliance")
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