Putin Uses Secret Weapon Against Ukraine-- RUUGLE Glasses.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
April 22, 2014--

                 Although Breitbart has been reporting that Putin is only using "not-so-secret" weapons to win in Ukraine, our highly reliable and reliably high sources have assured us that the opposite is true.  Russia's new KGB has developed and deployed a new secret weapon to enable Putin to keep his eyes on Ukrainain women brandishing their GUNS. The name of the secret weapon is "RUUGLE Glasses":

Putin's Secret Weapon in Ukraine is "RUUGLE Glasses" to enable him to keep his  eyes on the Ukrainian Women brandishing their GUNS.

               In fact, the new KGB has produced illustrations of such secret weapon in a number of sizes:  200x96, 250x120, 275x132, 300x144, 350x168, 400x192, 450x216, 500x240, 600x288 and 700x336.  Scroll down for smaller-size examples.
               To learn why the KGB found it necessary to develop this secret weapon against mere Ukrainian Women, go the TPC thread titled "Ukrainian Women Get Their Guns Ready for Putin." Meanwhile, DARPA is desperately trying to develop some new secret weapons to enable Obama to halt Putin's Long March to the Atlantic Ocean and the rest of the Artic Circle.

               Dalia Grybauskaitė, the Presiden of Lithuania, said (in an obvious allusion to the wicked Sarah Palin), "If we don't get some secret weapons to counter Putin's Long March Westward, I won't merely be able to 'see Russia from my house,' but rather, my house will be IN Russia. And we don't even have a single brigade of Lithuanian women able, or willing, to brandish big GUNS at Putin."   In response, Putin said that President Grybauskaitė should stop her alarmist worrying because "Everyone knows, the bear never eats the fish, it only eats the skin of the fish."

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Smaller Size Example of Putin's Secret Weapon against Ukraine:  RUUGLE Glasses.

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