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Exclusive Photo Refutes Republican Lie that ObamaCare Failed to Include Mandate for Covering Pre-Existing Conditions.·
By Jim
Wrenn,
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
March 29, 2010--
A photo obtained exclusively by our Washington Bureau Drawer Chief refutes the Republican lie that ObamaCare failed to include mandates requiring coverage for pre-existing conditions. The photo shows three preeminent ObamaCare practitioners humanely applying therapeutic treatment to a patient suffering a severe syndrome that pre-dated enactment of ObamaCare.
The image shows a patient, Andre Preneurer, receiving state-of-the-art treatment
for a rapidly spreading syndrome with which Preneurer became afflicted in the
Spring of 2009, which is on the verge of becoming one of the most widespread
"pre-existing
conditions," but ObamaCare nevertheless provides treatment even
though Preneurer was suffering this pre-existing condition long before enactment
of ObamaCare. Funding for such treatment will be provided by generous
donations to be collected by the administrative arm of the new ObamaCare
program, which is on the leading
edge of the jobs-creating effects of ObamaCare.
Additional jobs-creating effects of ObamaCare are already being felt in the clothing industry. Among attire predicted to become the hottest selling are t-shirts extolling the humane benefits of ObamaCare.
Noted Keynesian economist, Reid Istribushion, predicted that it won't be long before the need to satisfy the exponentially-increasing demands for a wide variety of products (such as mouse-pads, mugs, sweatshirts, bumper-stickers, fine china, silverware, coins, "health cards," which are similar to "baseball cards") praising ObamaCare will completely re-industrialize America and lead to the greatest economic recovery in American history.
Additionally, thousands of new jobs are opening in the field of videography to
meet the rapidly expanding demand for videos providing instructions,
illustrations, case-studies,
scientific reports, clinical studies and anecdotal
examples on what will be the exponential increase in availability of
cutting-edge medical technology for everyone so that everyone will receive the
"best medical care possible." This is because under ObamaCare, new
training for all physicians will elevate their expertise so that all of them are
far above average in medical skills and judgment. Few can
forget that this type of astounding scientific possibility of defying the
capitalistic limitations of the laws of statistics was first discovered by the
late Senator Ted Kennedy, who touted one of his earliest examples of landmark
legislation as providing for the first time the real opportunity to make such
dramatic improvement in education that all children would be well above average.
There is no doubt that in the waves of enthusiasm over enactment of ObamaCare
following nearly a year of acrimonious debate, there will be countless more
songs and videos extolling the virtues of ObamaCare. And there is broad
consensus that few other than the statistically insignificant percentage of the
electorate that has succumbed to "tea-baggerism" will fail to proudly
display the iconic image of ObamaCare. Who could doubt that it will
soon become far more ubiquitous than the universally-acclaimed iconic image of
Che Gueverra? Who can doubt that it will send a thrill up the spines
of all Americans, not to mention thrills up the legs of our most prominent
pundits?
Soon, there will be hordes of tea-baggers, tea-partiers, 9-12ers, independents and many others gathering in Washington D.C. to demand prompt and appropriate action on ObamaCare to alleviate their pre-existing conditions, more commonly known as the "tea-bagging syndrome."
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
Permanent links to this installment:
http://PoliSat.Com/ObamaCarePre-ExistingConditions.htm
OR
http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2010/du20y10mMOdDA-01.htm
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