ObamaCare Guarantees Entitlement to Breast-Pumping at Work.

PoliSat.Com ^TM means Political Satire/Commentary, "where the satire
is always commentary but the commentary isn't always satire." ^TM

ABOUT [ARCHIVES: CURRENT OLD] NEWS/ANALYSIS CONTACT TROOPS
ALTERNATIVES to YouKnowWhoogle for SITE SEARCH or WEB SEARCH

Follow @PoliticalXray .

index

sitemap

advanced

search engine by freefind

This is Doctor Obama reporting on benefits especially for Millennials: ObamaCare Breast-Pumping Rights at Work in a Typical Workplace.
As shown by the typical-workplace picture immediately above, a male supervisor, astutely recognizing a female employee's engorgement discomfort and being cognizant of his duties under ObamaCare says to her:

"Cindy, as a faithful Millennial-Trend-Surfers™ employee, you know we pride ourselves on attention to details, and as your supervisor noticing your obvious engorgement, I'm required by ObamaCare rules to inform you of my duty to accommodate your requests for breast-pumping in a private room." The female employee, Cindy, replies: "But I'm not breastfeeding and don't have a pump ... but I certainly don't want to turn-down a free benefit."

This leaves no doubt that compliance with the ObamaCare Breast-Pumping policy will bring employees closer together.
--Doctor Obama

Is the above-depicted supervisor deceitfully seeking ~~manual~~ womynal stimulation (as recommended by Al Gore)?

ObamaCare just proves the health-care apostasy and inferiority of the West. Sharia doesn't merely permit breast-pumping at work; instead, it mandates* breastfeeding at work as a way to permit a female to work with a male who is not a relative. It's in The Book. And it's clearly explained by an Islamic Cleric in a video banned by YouTube but still available in wmv format. It makes our men strong for jihadist missions destined for heaven to be served by 72 virgins, but sometimes it goes badly when a decadent woman at work fails to heed her duties to breastfeed a male co-worker.

*~~mandate~~ womyndate.

Furthermore, as Al Gore has explained, the science is "in" that womyn need more than just breast-pumping/breast-feeding rights, because science has indisputably established that womyn need for their breasts to be regularly "squeezed" (including, of course, in the workplace) as a common-sense form of therapy to minimize the risks of breast cancer-- See article immediately below: .

Al Gore Breast-Squeezing For the Sake of Science:

Unlike Sharia's theology-based mandates for workplace breastfeeding, ObamaCare mandates scientific treatments such as mandating breast-squeezing in the workplace to "prevent cancer," which even Fox News reports as being "scientific," and we all know if any reporters know anything about breasts, it's the Fox reporters (but we still don't know who squeezes them). Unfortunately, despite my best efforts to practice sound science, there are some whom I call "Flat Chesters" who reject the scientifically indisputable basis for Anthropogenic Breast-Squeezing. - See more at TPC.

Unfortunately (as shown above), Al Gore receives an unwelcome slap from a colleague who, although exhibiting 100% support of Gore's "Anthropogenic Global Warming" theory, ignorantly rejects the scientific proof of the benefits of breast-squeezing.

I note that Soviet Mike Komsomolets has cited a link reporting that "the TSA is now requiring breastfeeding women to prove their breast-pumps are 'real.'"

In response, I say Comrade Soviet Mike is correct to bring attention to the West's feeble efforts to prevent women from being deceptive about things pertaining to their womynhood, but Sharia has long been way ahead of such efforts to prevent such un-Sharia "deception" about vital aspects of womynhood. To end the fledgling "Sharia's Secrets" lingerie industry the West is trying to install in Islamic States, our brothers on the Committees to Promote Virtue and Prevent Vice long ago began their campaign to aggressively and publicly require women to prove their breasts are "real" -- i.e., "natural," and to punish those found to have practiced deception or whose breasts appear to be far too "perky" to be "real." This report continues below the Sharia-Prize Winning picture immediately below:

See the headline, "Islamic Militants Publicly Inspect Women's Breasts and then Flog Those With Padded Bras or Unnatural or Firm or 'Perky' Breasts." Fox News, the Daily Mail and Atlas Shrugs reported on that now-highly-successful campaign way back in 2009. The Sharia-Prize-Winning news photo (immediately above) shows one of our brothers flogging an offending female while reminding her: "When we say, 'No padded or "push-up" bras or unnatural or "perky" breasts,' we mean it!"