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January 25, 2015 (OPE)

by Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com

Scientists Say "Cowgirl" ("Woman on Top") Position is "Most Dangerous Sex-Position," So ObamaCare Board for Health-Care Standards Excludes Coverage for Injuries Sustained During Sex in the "Cowgirl" Position.  

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The "Woman on top" (the "Cowgirl" position) is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study. Scientists found that the "cowgirl" position is responsible for half of all injuries during sex. Therefore, to deter such dangerous behavior, the ObamaCare Health-Care Oversight Board has ruled that ObamaCare must exclude coverage for injuries during sexual activity employing the "Cowgirl" position.   Indeed, as shown above, Bill Clinton was already taking precautions way back when Hillary describing what would not be included in HillaryCare.  But scientific skeptics are asking, just what evidence did the ObamaCare Health-Care Oversight Board examine in excluding coverage for injuries during "Cowgirl" sex? 

Surely it couldn't have been this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPc70pG-7tY

 

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