David Frum Leads Safari Frum Hier to Internity to Bag Sasquatch or Bigfoot Fowling Moderate Landscape With Political Litter from Tea Parties and Palin.·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
December 18, 2009--

            The pundit named Frum ain't a bad guy-- he once was for Dubya a glad guy to author good speeches for Dubya beseeching the world to help us in fighting the bad guys.  But soon after Frum had resigned as speech-writer helping design the message conveying how freedom we're saving, it seems he lost part of his mind.  

          It started when Frum chose to author a book on how Dubya had faltered to catch the attention of critics who'd mention a book by a Bush-bashing author.  He knew he would best be remembered as "former" Bush aide who dismembered the unity forged by Bush, comma, George, soon after that awful September.  

            Of course, it's not fair to contend the book from beginning to end by Frum was designed that Bush be maligned 'cause some was for marketing spin.  But nevertheless, it seems clear:  Of viewpoints, to Frum the most dear perceive with disdain the folks who can't claim credentials as Ivy-League peers.  And Frum seems determined to forge a new coalition disgorged from folks on the right with hopes to entice some libs whom the left may disgorge.  

            But folks on the right ain't impressed that lib'rals disgorged from the Left with Frum may consort 'cause still they'll resort to instincts to vote with the Left.  In contrast, the folks on the right send centrists, not lib'rals, "invites" to join in opposing collectivists posing as healers of common folks' plight.   But Frum, a rhetorical hot-shot, aims right more than left with his pot-shots intended for thwarting the right from consorting with Bigfoots or Yettis or Sasquats.

            While Frum's misdirecting his pot-shots at Bigfoots and Yettis and Sasquats, political might of us on the right will prove we, not he, are the hot-shots.  Our Bigfoots and Yettis and Sasquats are leading a movement by hop-scotch to leap-frog the ones supported by Frum for riding the elephant's top-spot.  Though Frum thinks he's off'ring alternatives conservatives need for modernity, he fails to perceive the movement he'd lead would take us Frum hier to internity.   

            In contrast, America's Mayor, like Cheney on some things is gayer; but also like Dick, he's ready to kick some ass with conservative players.   Moreover, he doesn't disdain the mayor, then Gov'nor, whose name and views resonate with what the Left hates:  The Grand Old Tea Party's new name.  Perhaps as you're reading these lines, you've noticed the rhythm and rhyme, and if you prefer the format for verse, scroll-down to the stanzas and lines.

The pundit named Frum ain't a bad guy-- 
he once was for Dubya a glad guy 
to author good speeches 
for Dubya beseeching 
the world to help us fight the bad guys.  

But soon after Frum had resigned 
as speech-writer helping design 
the message conveying 
how freedom we're saving, 
it seems he lost part of his mind.  

It started when Frum chose to author 
a book on how Dubya had faltered  
to catch the attention 
of critics who'd mention 
a book by a Bush-bashing author.  

He knew he would best be remembered 
as "former" Bush aide who dismembered 
the unity forged 
by Bush, comma, George, 
soon after that awful September.  

Of course, it's not fair to contend 
the book from beginning to end 
by Frum was designed that 
Bush be maligned 
'cause some was for marketing spin.  

But nevertheless, it seems clear:  
Of viewpoints, to Frum the most dear 
perceive with disdain 
the folks who can't claim 
credentials as Ivy-League peers.  

And Frum seems determined to forge 
a new coalition disgorged 
from folks on the right 
with hopes to entice 
some libs whom the left may disgorge.  

But folks on the right ain't impressed 
that lib'rals disgorged from the Left 
with Frum may consort 
cause still they'll resort 
to instincts to vote with the Left.  

In contrast, the folks on the right 
send centrists, not lib'rals, "invites" 
to join in opposing 
collectivists posing 
as healers of common folks' plight.   

But Frum, a rhetorical hot-shot, 
aims right more than left with his pot-shots 
intended for thwarting 
the right from consorting 
with Bigfoots or Yettis or Sasquats. 

While Frum's misdirecting his pot-shots 
at Bigfoots and Yettis and Sasquats, 
political might 
of us on the right 
will prove we, not he, are the hot-shots.  

Our Bigfoots and Yettis and Sasquats 
are leading a movement by hop-scotch 
to leap-frog the ones 
supported by Frum 
for riding the elephant's top-spot.   

Though Frum thinks he's off'ring alternatives 
conservatives need for modernity, 
he fails to perceive 
the movement he'd lead 
would take us Frum hier to internity.

 In contrast, America's Mayor, 
like Cheney on some things is gayer; 
but also like Dick, 
he's ready to kick 
some ass with conservative players.   

Moreover, he doesn't disdain 
the mayor, then Gov'nor, whose name 
and views resonate 
with what the Left hates:  
The Grand Old Tea Party's new name.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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