Fauxcohontas Senator Elizabeth Warren Proposes $22/HR Minimum Wage to Prevent Scourge of Unskilled Employment.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
March 19, 2013--

            Fauxcohontas Senator Elizabeth Warren proposes tripling the minimum wage to $22 per hour to prevent the scourge of unskilled employment.   Thus, the wages of those with skills warranting employment at $22 per hour will demand higher wages rather than being content to be paid only what the law would decree to  be the minimum that could legally be paid to unskilled workers.  

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               This will, of course, cause the prices of everything produced by anyone already earning $22 per hour or more to increase dramatically and simultaneously end the scourge unskilled employment by rendering unskilled workers virtually unemployable.  This will, of course, spark humanitarian proposals to increase and extend unemployment compensation for unskilled workers unable to find employment at $22 per hour.  This will also spark additional humanitarian proposals to dramatically increase food-stamps benefits to offset the simultaneous rise in food prices and the dramatic reduction in the number of food-service establishments able to continue to offer inexpensive meals.  As the deceleration of economic activity continues, the number of skilled people able to find employment  will continue decreasing and thereby accelerate the increase of the number of people seeking unemployment benefits and food stamps.  All this will serve to increase demands by LIVs for increases in government benefits to offset the decline of economic activity in what used to be known as the "private sector."   

               This will pave the way for economic conditions to be spread "from the ground up" rather than opportunities for employment being spread "from the top 1% down."  Within a few short years, we will have achieved egalitarian nirvana spreading the economic status from he bottom up (except, of course, the politically-connected elites who will suffer the "necessity" of trying to find was to do "less" with the "more" they will acquire by virtue of their position in the elite strata.  Then, Obama can finally rest and say, "My job is finally done."

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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