that isn't all-- there are more
examples that brought to the fore
for energy sources
for which we bought patents from Gore.
now, in our marketing Volts
for purchase by regular folks
we've learned we can't sell
our Volts very well
to others than liberal dolts.
carrots alone cannot fix
this problem, we'll have to use sticks
to punish consumers
not later but sooner
when regular autos they pick.
by Al Gore's carbon offsets,
we'll fix it with marketing offsets:
"Buy Volts," we implore,
"but if you buy Fords,
from us you must buy GM OffsetsTM."
thus, for consumers so bold
as not to support Barack's goal
by purchasing Fords,
our "Offsets" will force
on Ford the same fate to greet coal.
yet there's a fly in the ointment
of claiming the Volt will fight warming
since batteries, we know,
in Volts may explode
and burn-- thereby adding to warming.
therefore, Al Gore is imploring
our plants to convert for restoring
the Gore-Mobile line
which he had designed
for Methane-Propulsion exploring.
now that we've got your attention,
we yield to Al Gore to dimension
his insights attained
and proudly explain
what led to his Greatest Invention:
long been proposing with zeal
improvement of automobiles
that warming be ended
and so I've invented
a car named the Al Gore Mobile.
always stay right up to date
on ev'rything science can make
So I knew of course a new fuel source:
We now can refine human waste.
auto will please the whole nation,
'cause no one will need service stations
And if you ask me
just how this can be,
I'll give you a quick explanation:
obsolete gasoline tank
will yield to a nice septic tank
And old drivers' seats
become toilet seats
so drivers can fill their own tanks.
health, this will lead to improvement
'cause drivers will learn to fine-tune it
by eating more grain
to not have to "strain"
to get 50 miles to the movement.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliticalXray.Com.
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