NASA Scientist Says Aliens Will Destroy Humanity to Save Earth from Global Warming; GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report for Al Gore, Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman (sometimes misspelled as "John Huntsman").·
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
August 20, 2011--
A NASA scientist specializing in speculating about what extra-terrestrial aliens capable of faster-than-light travel through the Cosmos are likely to do when they arrive at Earth says they will "destroy humanity" to save Mother Earth (also known as GAIA) from human-caused Global Warming and to prevent humanity from spreading its nature-abusing "footprints" across the Cosmos. This compelling and indisputable scientific evidence seemed to further solidify the faith of Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman (sometimes misspelled as "John Huntsman") in whatever "scientists" say about Global Warming (except, of course, the thousands of global-warming-denier scientists who say the Anthropogenic Global Warming theory is refuted by, rather than supported by, proper application of the scientific method). However, according to a GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report, there are reasons to Hope that humans will Change given the fact that President Obama's environmentally progressive administrators (a.k.a. "Czars" and/or cabinet secretaries) can keep Uncle Sam "tied down" in order to restrain American from continuing its capitalistic rape of Mother Earth (GAIA).
To help the Progressive Movement to make Earth perfect before Americans dare to attempt to contaminate the Cosmos by resuming human exploration of space before humanity is able to make itself Progressively Perfect, President Obama stripped naked the NASA budget for human exploration of space. According to the Global Warming division of NASA, it is hoped that this action will earn for us the respect of the Extraterrestrial Progressive Aliens (such as those from Pandora, who are already here as guests of the Global Warming Expert, James Cameron, and whom he featured in his blockbuster movie, AVATAR).
As a result of Obama's directives, one of NASA's most important missions is to repair the ClimateGate and restore the reputation of NASA as the home of the smartest scientists on The Planet. Indeed, our new Astronauts revel in this new "Mission to Save GAIA."
Eagerly contributing to the effort to build public support for this "Mission to Save GAIA," Mitt Romney joined a Na'vi Boot Camp to learn how to effectively take aim at Global-Warming Deniers. Recent statements by John Huntsman (sometimes misspelled as "John Huntsman") indicate that he too will soon enroll in the Na'vi Boot Camp, and, of course, given the stunning beauty of the "drill sergeant," who could blame them?
Even more progressively inspiring is the song Romney sings to profess his faith in AGW (Anthropogenic Global Warming):
We can only hope that President Obama, Al Gore, Mitt Romney, and John Huntsman can persuade Americans to abandon their wicked ways of making GAIA too hot before the Progressive Extraterrestrial Aliens arrive and wipe us out. There can be no doubt that Government Motors (GM) having committed itself wholeheartedly to producing the all-new, environmentally friendly "GM" is likely to convince any Progressive Extraterrestrial Invaders that humanity is worth saving:
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*support troops; support Bush oppose the left*
We should give Progressive thanks that Obama has saved us from the reckless spending on NASA by Nixon after John F. Kennedy merely set the modest goal of "landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth within the decade":
Soon, we will share humanity's pride in the next flag to be planted on the Moon to be the Chinese hammer & sickle.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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