Mitt Romney Joins GAIA Minister Neytiri's Boot Camp Training in Goremonism per Al Gore Urging American Spring in Capitol Square to Emulate Arab Spring in Tahrir Square.·
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
August 5, 2011--
Mitt Romney nears completion of GAIA Minister Neytiri's Boot-Camp Training for Goremonism per Al Gore's urging an "American Spring" in Capitol Square on behalf of Mother Earth to emulate the "Arab Spring" in Tahrir Square in Egypt. A "GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked-Truth Report" issued as a press release stated, "Even though some in the Goremonism movement questioned the wisdom of permitting a self-admitted "capitalist" to train in Goremonism, we recognized that Romney'stdemonstrated ability to feign sympathy with the tea-party deniers of Anthropogenic Global Warming makes him a useful tool to aid us in mocking them as 'deniers' and thus as people attempting to take Mother Earth 'hostage."
Meanwhile, Al Gore is getting world-wide attention from his being interviewed by the noted journolist, Keith Olberman, in describing plans for a "Support-Mother-Earth American Spring" (in the Fall) in Capitol Square to emulate the "Arab Spring" (last Spring) in Tahrir Square in Egypt.
Gore highlighted this upcoming event in an August 2, 2011, interview by one of the world's leading journolists: Keith Olberman, who often doubles as a rocket scientist in the celebrated Oceanographic Series, Sponge Bob Square Pants, which is contributing mightily to our efforts to educate our children on the dangers their existence poses to Mother Earth. Shown in the background behind Gore during this interview is an authentic picture taken of the first rally two weeks before it occurred. (When asked about this apparent impossibility, Olberman explained that "flat-Earthers" and "Climate-Change Deniers" could not be expected to understand such complex operations of the space-time continuum.
Also featured on the same installment of Olberman's "Countdown" is a video of Romney explaining in clever musical fashion how he came to embrace the GAIA-first philosophy on all issues involving carbon dioxide Said Romney, "I like to think of the 'Stop Humans From Getting GAIA Too Hot' movement as being akin to 'Romney Care for Mother Earth,' but some prefer to call it 'Goremonism,' which I don't mind because it keeps independents from thinking about my Mormonism."
For now, all progressive Washingtonians (also known as DeeCeeans) eagerly await the arrival of the tens of thousands of blue, naked Na'vis.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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