GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked-Truth Report Reveals Al Gore Urging "Arab Spring" in U.S. for GAIA and Mitt Romney Converts to Goremonism.·
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
August 5, 2011--
Having become somewhat resentful of being eclipsed by GAIA Minister Neytiri as the preeminent worldwide spokesbeing for the Humans-Cause-Global-Warming theory, Al Gore captured the headlines by proposing an Earth-Worshipping version of the "Arab Spring" in the U.S. with the Capital Lawn serving as America's "Tahrir Square." Gore highlighted this upcoming event in an August 2, 2011, interview by one of the world's leading journolists: Keith Olberman, who often doubles as a rocket scientist in the celebrated Oceanographic Series, Sponge Bob Square Pants, which is contributing mightily to our efforts to educate our children on the dangers their existence poses to Mother Earth. Shown in the background behind Gore during this interview is an authentic picture taken of the first rally two weeks before it occurred. (When asked about this apparent impossibility, Olberman explained that "flat-Earthers" and "Climate-Change Deniers" could not be expected to understand such complex operations of the space-time continuum.
According to the GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked-Truth Report, thousands of blue Na'vis will converge on the Capital to celebrate Mitt Romney's conversion to Goremonism as well as to help Gore struggle back into the limelight. As shown in the image below, Romney receives excellent instructions from GAIA Minister Neytiri on how to take aim at Global-Warming Deniers. When asked by a reporter how the Mother Earth movement would dare admit into its ranks a self-confessed capitalist, such as Romney, GAIA Minister Neytiri replied, "We don't worry because we know he often feigns conservatism in order to get his foot into the door. We think of him as being ideologically ambidextrous."
Also featured on the same installment of Olberman's "Countdown" is a video of Romney explaining in clever musical fashion how he came to embrace the GAIA-first philosophy on all issues involving carbon dioxide Said Romney, "I like to think of the 'Stop Humans From Getting GAIA Too Hot' movement as being akin to 'Romney Care for Mother Earth,' but some prefer to call it 'Goremonism,' which I don't mind because it keeps independents from thinking about my Mormonism."
For now, all progressive Washingtonians (also known as DeeCeeans) eagerly await the arrival of the tens of thousands of blue, naked Na'vis.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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