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GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report Reveals Mitt Romney Believes in Humans Contribute to Global Warming.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
June 9, 2011--

            According to the latest GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report, Mitt Romney announced in New Hampshire on June 3, 2011, that he believes in Global Warming and that humans contribute to it.  Said GAIA Minister Neytiri, "We proud to be able to say that 'Romney is One of Us.'"   (Among the first to report this was HotAir.).   GAIA Minister regularly issues Naked-Truth Reports on the Environment for the Progressive Movement at The Peoples Cube.

            And in professing his belief in AGW (Anthropogenic Global Warming) Romney refused to be prosaic.  Instead, he burst into song with religious fervor praising GAIA and courageously identifying human activity contributing to Global Warming.  Romney had hoped to also be wearing a GAIA Hat at the announcement, which he had ordered from Al Gore's "Carbon-Credit Indulgences" foundation via an 800 number, but the package failed to arrive in time.

            In explaining his confidence in reaffirming his belief in man-caused Global Warming, Romney identified the scientific evidence known as the "Da Gorgle Code" which is similar to the Da Vinci Code.  After the announcement, Romney drove away in General Motors' newest Green Car, first test-driven by Gore soon after General Motors became Government Motors.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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