Pin-UP of Michael Moore Found in Osama's Porn Stash Recovered by US Navy SEALS from Usama bin Laden's McMansion in Pakinstan.·
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
May 16, 2011--
To no one's surprise, US Navy SEALS found a sexy pin-up of Michael Moore in Osama's porn stash recovered from their raid on the McMansion of Osama bin Laden, a.k.a. Usama bin Laden, in Pakistan on May 1, 2011. Some experts had assumed that such pictures would limited to lurid pictures of naked goats, sheep or camels or, at worse, naked ankles protruding from hemline-splits in burqas, but instead, it now seems Osama enjoyed real porn such as the sexy image of Michael Moore shown below.
There have been persistent rumors that bin Laden was also seeking to raise additional funds to support his terrorist network by patenting a wholly new line of clothing for Muslim women to be trademark-named, "Osama's Spray-On Burquas." Osama's handwritten notes found by the SEALS at his McMansion in Pakistan indicate he go the idea from watching the global-warming videos "AVATAR's Neytiri Speaks for GAIA" and "Neytiri Sings AVATAR."
Yet doubters remain that such a deeply religious man as Osama would stoop to watching "porn." His defenders claim these reports are merely examples of propagandistic disinformation being spread by the SEALS, who are know to consort with Tailhookers, a group known for its rowdy behavior. One thing seems certain is that as leaks from the government pertaining to the raid on bin Laden's McMansion continue, many more examples from Osama's porn stash will come to light.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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