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Osama Porn-Stash Found by SEALS Shows Usama Hacked into Rumsfeld's Covert Burqa Stripper Operation Assisted Suicide Code-Named Buurka Streeper.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
MONTH, DATE, 2011--

            Osama bin Laden's porn-stash found by US SEALS in his McMansion in Pakistan shows that Osama bin Laden, a.k.a. Usama bin Laden, had hacked into Donald Rumsfeld's covern "Burqa Stripper Operation Assisted Suicide" (code-named "Buurka Streeper).   A spokesman for Rumsfeld said, "Rummy doesn't comment on covert operations."   However, someone channeled Justice Potter Stewart, who said, "I can't define Osama's ponorography, but I know it when I see it."    

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            Also, now-retired Justice Paul Stevens, who was among those who helped break the Japanese code in WWII, said, "For the SEALS to seize Osama's porn-stash was 'the right thing to do.'"   Meanwhile, a spokesman for Dick Cheney, who had helped Rumsfeld conceive the covert "Buurka Streeper" operation, said "Only by watching the video to the very end can one understand how clearly our handling of Khalid Sheik Mohammed at Gitmo lead to our identification of the porn-carrier utilized by Osama, which led to the identification of the GPS coordinates of his McMansion in Pakistan.  But, said Cheney, "Rumseld and I can't take all the credit because the idea for the burqa-stripper operation originated with the Tailhook association.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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