Superkommissar Maksim at the Peoples Cube Fills Void Created by Superman Renouncing U.S. Citizenship.·
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
May 3, 2011--
Superkommissar Maksim fills the void created by Superman renouncing his U.S. Citizenship. His Fortress of Artistic Solitude is IMaksim.Com, but he also performs astounding feats of artistic insight at ThePeoplesCube.Com.
The image at the right shows how he is viewed by his peers. His artistic commentaries (emanating from his Fortress of Solitude at IMaksim.Com) often appear in the news for purposes of enlightening the petty bourgeoisie (shown to his lower left in the image at the right). He also reports on outrageously irresponsible marketing programs by greedy capitalists.
A founder of the Social Justice League, he credits Comrade Gore with inventing the machine capable of saving Mother Earth from Mankind. Soon he will be joined at The Peoples Cube by Moon-BatMan, Green Lantern-Man, Green Leotard, the Incredible Hunk, the Incredible Hack, Flash-Mob Man (a.k.a., Richard Trumka), Wonder-Braless Woman, Spidery Man, GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Reporter, Shakedown Man, Dead Man (formerly known as Usama bin Laden), Barber-Man, Eat-the-Rich Man, Ayn Man, and many more.
Like Superman, he has a secret identity, which was recently leaked to the public by WikiCube. He's also known to consort with a notorious author of subversive materials. Some people confuse MAKSIM with MAXIM, which is, of course, understandable for Americans not blessed with spell-check, many of whom are searching for images of SpyMaster Anna Chapman in the Russian version of MAXIM known in Russia as "WAXEM."
Sexists are now asking, "When will there be a 'SuperKommissarette' at the Cube?" Rumors abound that a Comrade who depicts herself as "In the Mood" may be vying for the position of "Mrs. Superkommissar," but it's unclear whether she would accept the demeaning title of "Superkommissarette." However, insiders familiar with Superkommissar Maksim think that he'd prefer to emulate Putin by having a mistress rather than a "Mrs."
.Now, moviegoers everywhere are asking, "When will there be "Superkommissar MAKSIM, The Movie"?
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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