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ACORN
denies intentionally revealing "no child sex-slave left behind" motto
for helping sex-traders get federal aid for business loans and mortgages.·
By
Jim Wrenn,
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
September 15, 2009--
ACORN indignantly denies having intentionally revealed its "no
child-sex-slave left behind" motto for helping sex-traders get federal aid
for business loans and mortgages. Low-level ACORN spokes-being stressed
that if the ACORN staff members in their Baltimore, Washington, New York and San
Bernadino offices were to have known James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles were using undercover
video equipment and "posing" as a pimp and his hooker seeking
assistance from ACORN in seeking federal aid in securing business loans and
mortgages to fund operation of a sex-trade business utilizing minors to be
brought illegally from other countries to the United States, the highly
conscientious ACORN staff members would have run them out of the ACORN
offices.
Another ACORN spokes-being unequivocally condemned the "conspiracy"
among O'Keefe,
Giles,
BigGovernment,
Glenn Beck and Fox News to "smear" ACORN by publishing videos showing
how ACORN employees behave when they believe they're helping people with real
criminal intent rather than people deceiving them with faux criminal
intent. Said the
spokesman, "We don't tolerate faux criminality, and we think faux criminals
such as O'Keefe and Giles should be prosecuted to the maximum extent permitted
by law." Asked whether ACORN's position is that the ostensibly
criminally conspiratorial actions of their employees were simply the product of
a clever "entrapment" scheme designed by O'Keefe and Giles, the
spokes-being said, "Of course-- that's our whole defense-- i.e.,
O'Keefe and Giles "made us do it-- their faux criminality duped our
employees into attempt to offer genuinely criminal assistance to what our
dedicated ACORN employees honestly believed to have been genuinely criminal
intent on the parts of O'Keefe and Giles."
The spokes-being elaborated, "Why, I remember back in Chicago, a person's
word meant something, and if a person expressed criminal intent, you could
'bank' on it being genuine criminality, not faux criminality. In
Chicago, we don't like pretenders or poseurs. We think it's
dishonorable to feign criminal intent with the goal of luring honest,
hard-working people with genuine criminal intent into situations leading to
public embarrassment."
When asked whether the fact that O'Keefe and Giles have stated the purpose of
their "undercover" operation was to expose what they believed to be
criminal misuse of ACORN services and assets supported by federal tax dollars
shouldn't be a defense for them in any criminal prosecution of them (as has been
threatened by a criminal prosecutor in Maryland serving at the beck and call of
ACORN), the spokes-being said, "What's involved here is equal rights.
Rich people couldn't have gotten rich without criminality, and to deny such
opportunities to the people ACORN serves is simply a denial of equal
protection-- it's a matter of 'civil rights' and 'economic justice.' So,
people shouldn't 'disrespect' the genuineness of our criminality."
Asked about the future of ACORN in light of what may become a situation that has
finally become far too embarrassing for even liberals to decline to support
termination of ACORN's eligibility to receive taxpayer funding, the spokes-being
said, "We already have a backup plan. It will require us to
fundamentally change our name, or, rather, to change the words for which our
acronym stands. In other words, to regain our eligibility, we'll change
the meaning of 'ACORN' to 'All Child Orgies Revoked Now' and we would hereafter
make a solemn commitment that any criminality we facilitate in the future will
be limited to situations in which all participants are over age
eighteen."
--Jim
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com
aka PoliticalXray.Com.
Permanent
links to this installment:
http://PoliSat.Com/ACORN_Motto--NoChildSexSlaveLeftBehind.htm
or
http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2009/du20y09m09d15-01.htm.
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